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8:55 am June, 13 Douchble Helix said...

Looks like that link only works for you Hollywood playas, Chief…

8:56 am June, 13 Douchble Helix said...

And that’s Stuttering John, anyways.

9:04 am June, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

Yes I’m a Hollywood playa! Where and to whom do I hand over my self respect? Let’s do this thang!

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Dudes with nail polish harsh my marshmellow. Maybe she does them for him.

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Mrs. Swans

9:07 am June, 13 Shiny Heiny Rump Gaucho said...

Ah, how nice. White fingernail polish on every nail except index fingers. I propose we slam both hands in car doors until all his fingernails match. The color is not important.

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Then, his head.

9:11 am June, 13 Vin Douchal said...

All kinds of creepy going on with this douche. L.A. , huh?

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It’d be great to watch the gang bangers humble him during an overnight stay in a Twin Towers drunk tank

10:00 am June, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

I bet if DB1 put his mind to it he could score hecksa Schwartzmann jumpoffs.

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You can do it!

10:03 am June, 13 Vin Douchal said...

If someone puts his mind to it they can produce great works of pop art:

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10:21 am June, 13 creature said...

Mr. White tending bar again

10:28 am June, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That video Geoffrey put on was some kind of fucked up. Good on ya Geoff. I’m pretty Geoffreyed myself this sunny temperate afternoon after Lenny’s daily visit which was interrupted by my father-in-law stopping by for help putting his door handle back together.

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And I hate that fucking Jason Schwartzman!. Fuckers in every movie I see. And I don’t hate him in an anti-semetic way. Even by my satandards I think we’ve been a little racist the last few days. But I’m fine with that cause everyone knows I’m a shifty, lazy, drunken, no-good, red-nosed, ham-handed, potato and lamb eating, fight anybody anytime layabout Irish Catholic who owns three Jews. And it’s all in jest. Isn’t it?

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Ezekial

11:00 am June, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I’ll take the Peking Ducklips to go.

11:08 am June, 13 troy tempest said...

His ironostache in the other photo proves his douchitude.

11:19 am June, 13 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Wait till Shyen-Lin demonstrates the “drunken goddess style” of martial arts. Jason will be picking his teeth out of his anus.

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If he’s so lucky.

11:53 am June, 13 Doucheywallnuts said...

He’s more Jewouche Bag than hipster bag.

12:04 pm June, 13 Douchble Helix said...

Did I say “Stuttering John”? I meant Greg Giraldo. If he was still alive, anyways.

12:47 pm June, 13 CB Popped said...

Whoever the Fuck he is, he is autoDOUCHE!

12:56 pm June, 13 Stephanie said...

If he’s bending down,how tall is she? 4 foot 3 inches?