Thursday, June 14, 2012
Neckglasses
For when your necktatt needs U.V. protection.
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- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
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- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
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- Charles Nelson Douchely
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- Charles Douchewin
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- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Jesus Khan and ye olde tyme Douche Horde of the Grassy Sea… this picture has the frantic tempo of Buck Cherry playing for a flash mob at the Van Nuys Super 8, but the visual discord of peyote enhanced MC Escher sketches on a whale phallus. The only thing grounding it in reality is a the tiny hint of GSR.
BTW, Happy Birthday , Yasmine
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The sunglasses look like something you’d pull out of a box of Cap’n Crunch. Steve Scrawny is smiling now, but he’s hiding the disappointment of not getting the decoder ring.
I see no neckglasses. Just pink bikini hott.
Cheers to Jasmine, burning the crack pipe at both ends is hard work, but someone had to give it a try.
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Anyone seen co-star Nicole Eggert recently? She seems to have been burning the Ho Ho at both ends.
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http://www.radaronline.com/sites/default/files/photos/image_20100209/100409_SL_Eggert38.jpg
@McCrudeshoes, only the Hollywood elite can access your Eggert link.
Hey Lost,you have mold growing all over your body.
@Drueche, I only associate with the Hollywood elite. I will provide a more plebeian link this one time if you promise not to mention it to anyone:
http://www.celebritydietdoctor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/nicole-eggert-a-celebrity-fit-club-superstar.jpg
How’s them tatts gonna look when Chepe turns into a robust, 245 pound, 50 year old monument to regret?
Upon seeing that picture of Yasmine Bleeth I thought to myself, “heh, how weird that her last name is Bleeth and she is such a bleeth”, then I realized that she is the namesake.
This sour diesel works wonders on critical reasoning. Wonders, I says.
That’s one hell of a steamer someone laid on his chest.
If only the dagger in the chest tatt would come to life.
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Pink bikini hot is the best thing to ever grace the poolside of the La Quinta Inn – Corpus Christi there. Bonus points for GSR
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Happy B-day Jasmine. What is she like 56 now ?
After painstaking research, I present to you the full and unabridged list of people who look good in a floppy black sombrero:
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There was a period of time when a fellow with that many tattoos would be displayed in a sideshow as a freak.
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So 60 years from now give or take, society should continue to (air quotes) advance (close air quotes) to a point where ultra-hot bikini hotts are puddling for albino lobster boys.
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I’m calling it. You heard it here first.
From the hear me now and believe me later file:
Matthew McConaughey (McKindagay?) ego vehicle and homoerotic wank fest Magic Mike will 1) Earn a Razzie, 2) Confirm that McConaughey is a full-on roided out douchebag, 3) end the careers of of most of the cast.
Sooo… Yasmin what do you want for your birthday besides a speed ball, clean driving record and your “career” back?
re: the photo – the girls are laughing because they are both thinking MY GOD THIS IDIOT IS SUCH A FUCKING TOOL. He smiling because he thinks he’s gonna into GSR girl’s cooter because she said she wants him to take care of her pussy. What she meant was she wants him to feed Mister Buttons, her tabby cat, and to clean his box over the weekend while she and blondie hatt scamper off for a weekend of Sapphic recreation.
And Yasmine – I would cheerfully fill your final voluntary sphincter with prime grade Puppetspooge. I promise no splinters. Call me anytime, babeeeeee.
And here’s Bleeth in 2010 – so at least 2 years ago she was still smoking hott.
http://corruptcamel.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/07318yasminebleethgotmi.jpg
Yasmine Bleeth’s career comeback started today:
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Pink Bikini is a big girl, big girls give that extra effort and me likey.
Only my friend here can decipher the caption and commhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&v=WdlIKy2lJ_g&NR=1ents.
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Oops. Good weed!
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I have a surprise in my pants for pink bikini girl.
Thanks for takin time out to help out a simpleton McCrudeshoes.
Happy B-Day Yasmine! Without you I wouldn’t know what to call a really trampy woman. So thanks.
Bring on the ultra-hot bikini hotts!
Remember “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off?” Remember the valet who took the Ferrari for a joyride?
Neckglasses kinda looks like him. This picture is rare proof that his day might not have been as cool and deeply philosophical as Bueller’s, but there probably were a lot more drugs and sex.
When I first saw this pic on the main page I thought “Holy crap, floppy hat chick is either pregnant or has one hell of a beer gut for pink bikini hot to be resting her elbow on it!”
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Then my second thought was pink bikini bald beaver mound.
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I’m sorry, what was the question?
His hat may say that he’s lost, but thankfully his glasses will always tell him where he is. Or is it the other way around?
He has the art work from an old Earth, Wind and Fire album tattooed on his chest.
Oh, and pink bikini hott has a HOF GSR.
that forced smile is kidding no one, including you tatbag. especially you.
Lost Cause
Lost Generation
Vin’s pic is classic and requires further examination…..imagine some chick just up and doing this as you sip a martini (Goose) poolside?
Pink naturals.