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Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Boatbaggery: HCwDB Alien Hovercraft Style
Beware the Boatbaggery.
For anal probing is not far behind.
Get it?… far behind? Anal probing? Ha… ahaha…
Okay.
I need a coffee.
And boatbaggery remains utterly mystifying.
Tuesday, June 12, 2012Reader Mail: Unclear on the Concept
Creepy mail-order-bride internet dater Purple Punguine, he who already stalked a Ukrainian Hott, writes in with more disturbing tales of internet trolling and confusing about the douchebag concept:
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DB1,
I did it again, this time it was while talking to a Estonian Hott. I thought it was going good we’ve been chatting and emailing each other when I asked for a pic of her, this is what she sent.
Not just one man whereing a white plastic grass dress but two of them!!
One which has a murse and bigger tatas then she does!! Why is this always happining to me? and WHY does he get to lay his head against such lovely Hott?
– Purple Punguine
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There’s nothing worse than Man Wheres in Third World Countries. Especially with crocs.
Tuesday, June 12, 2012The Budweiser Boyz Score With Brooke
Good on you, B-Boyz. Have a hearty nottadouche, a goinpeace, and a boobs-n-boobs.
Tuesday, June 12, 2012One Word Tuesday
Mitch and Monica By The Pool
John Largeman watches pensively with a preponderance of Budweiser and Zen.
Monday, June 11, 2012Monday Thoughts and Scratches
Somewhere out there, even in today’s sobering economic instability, a douchebag shows his undies to a hot chick. Or at least, the nearest Vegas cocktail waitress working the midnight to eight A.M. shift on a Tuesday.
Your humble crotch scratcher is still recovering from a weekend of debauchery, post-Celtic depression, Mad Meningitis, Hollywooditis, and a whole plantar wart medley of the scratch tickets lottery of life.
Hopefully will be upgrading the site a bit in the upcoming weeks. Other than that, I have way too much time on my hands these days. But I water the alpacas. And stare at anorexic back arch pear. So that is good.
It’s 2012. I want an android love slave.
Monday, June 11, 2012Caption This Pic
The Third Annual Holistic Proctologist Convention got off to a rousing start in Cancun after Dr. Lieberstein’s keynote speech, “The Physiognomy of Pear,” inspired a rousing debate among the graduate students.
Monday, June 11, 2012HCwDB of the Week: Fingers McShmucksalot and Pink Kelly's Power Thighs of Thunder Taut
Because while last week was filled with herpsters, herpsters, herpsters, herpsters, and even more herpsters, Power Thighs of Thunder Taut rule all.
And Fingers McS is all sorts of Lazy Sunday douchery.
Maybe I have a mental block about giving the Weekly to a Herpster HCwDB. If I did, then I’d have to acknowledge this greasy trend is real.
Instead I take strange comfort in the classic Vegas Choadmunch and Hot Chick. It soothes my soul in an increasingly destabilized universe.
Sunday, June 10, 2012Richard Grieco on the Adam Carolla Show
The Unholy Grieco was recently on the Adam Carolla show.
Your humble narrator was also once on the Adam Carolla show.
There is now one degree of separation between The Grieco Virus and the DB1. And all that stands between us is the Carolla. The battle continues.
Saturday, June 9, 2012Comment of the Week: Magnum Douche P.I.
MDPI sums up Goose Running and wins the coveted HCwDB of the Week:
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Bro in pic looks like he’s at his mother’s funeral. Cheer up buddy. You just paid $500 for bottle service at The Pink Pony and now get the company of Mercedees (note the unique way she spells it) for the next hour. She’ll enlighten you with her stories of how she would have gone to Cosmotology School if she hadn’t gotten knocked up by that no good unemployed loser Vinnie when she was 16, and again when she was 18, and again when she was 20.
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