Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Site Upgrading Continues…
In case you’ve noticed the site’s been a big buggy lately, sometimes going off-line, sometimes talking to me in a deep yet soothing monotone about playing a game of chess, I’mma updating the android sex slave robotics ’round here.
Gonna give this thing the Ferrari engine that powered Hoops to victory in One Crazy Summer.
Also gonna add a new personal blog where your humble narrator can rant about all things life and boobie hottie suckle thigh unrelated to douche mocking.
So hang in there.
And read the t-shirts.
For they explain all.
he has Isaac Newton tattooed on his chest
….either that or ’70’s Barbara Streisand
…same person!
She should trim that thang.
Is this a sighting of a new species? Male Librarian Hott?
Full t-shirt front-back message:
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F- Living The Dream
B- Stroking The Beam
Chilly dog?
And by that her shirt means uppercut “Living the Dream” with brass knuckles.
Glad to see that DarkSock shared one of his tamer boating pictures.
I think Jenny McCarthy should stop the free advertizing campaign ’cause next she’ll claim SHE got autism from Jim Carey.
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Connecting from an Apple IIe running Windows 2.0 beta
Hold on to your dreams
you CAN reach your goals;
I’m living proof.
BEEFCAKE!!
Are those dung beetles slithering out of her shorts? if so I don’t blame them the stench must be awful.
I think that’s a typo on her shirt. The “Poop Your Pussy” movement is gaining momentum; hand-crafting dildos from your own frozen turds is not just eco-friendly; it’s the socially responsible thing to do!
What a charming young lady. I’m sure her parents must be so proud.
On the upside, at least neither one of these two will ever run for office.
Sad thing, in 10 years her tits really will sag that low.
Apparently the dream involves stretching out your earlobes, wearing glasses that looked stupid the first time around in the 80s and carrying classless women around on your shoulders. Very Lynch-ian. All we need now is a backwards talking midget.
If your dream is wearing Elton John’s hand-me-down glasses this guy has got it nailed.
Pop that zit between your legs.
Get some!
By “Pop that Pussy” does she mean she wants the photographer to put a bullet in her doofus boyfriend?
Once again, the growing Douchal trend of “lens-free glasses as fashion accessory” goes unmentioned. 🙁