Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

1:47 pm June, 4 Et Tu Douche? said...

Nice ass on Eastern European Anya! but I’m concerned by the country & western motif going on in the background. Is that a whip in the background? Here’s hoping she doesn’t think this is what our western states are really like.

1:51 pm June, 4 C. K. Doucheter-Haven said...

The “Fluffers Wanted” banner is an especially nice touch.

Apply within, douchey Jason Lee!

1:51 pm June, 4 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

Pull up your fucking pants, loser.

1:52 pm June, 4 Vin Douchal said...

As the sign behind them clearly states ” Fluffers Wanted” , this is a casting line for behind the scenes “cinematic” work.

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One shot with a Tornado Punch is all I ask

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1:53 pm June, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Gah! You beat me to it, CK. I HAD to slow down to embed…

2:12 pm June, 4 Capt. James T. Douche said...

That beak is familiar… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jimmy_Durante_in_Broadway_to_Hollywood_trailer.jpg

2:40 pm June, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Douchebag; Check. Hot Chick; Nyet.

2:57 pm June, 4 Douche Springsteen said...

Nice pear on the butterface, there. Would that I could say the same for mentally challenged Marty. That GSR is truly toxic. But at least he isn’t wearing a belt. Few things raise my ire quicker than some dipshit wearing their pants down past their ass while there’s a belt present.

3:54 pm June, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Jeremy puts the outback in Outback Steakhouse. Which is to say he gives rim jobs outback for a quarter.

4:08 pm June, 4 Mr. Biggs said...

Yeah, the “good” is that lovely modestly dressed pear there. Definitely future ex-Mrs. Biggs material.

4:15 pm June, 4 Wheezer said...

“Double-enders Wanted”: he’s undressing to show his wares. Nikki meant to take a female friend to try for one, but Zach said, “Nah, me and my brahs go all out for dem things. Lemme show ya’s how flexible I am.”

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Good thing this photo wasn’t taken any later.

4:19 pm June, 4 Stephanie said...

I don’t want to look at your pubic hair region or your girlfriend.

4:33 pm June, 4 troy tempest said...

Then Tyrone burst into the room and beat them and the camera operator to death with an aluminium baseball bat, because they don’t break – they just dent.

4:34 pm June, 4 Guid is Good said...

GSR is sooo 2009.

5:14 pm June, 4 doucheywallnuts said...

I am hoping the Ass Shave Reveal becomes the new Groin Shave Reveal. ASR, I says.

5:33 pm June, 4 Nancy Dreuche said...

This guy had to go and spoil it by revealing his above the nads dodads. Otherwise, he’s pretty easy on the eyes. Too bad, I woulda given him an awkward handy in the back of his Rav4.

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@DW, What is it called if it looks like you’re harboring a hairy tarantula in your butthole?

6:15 pm June, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

^rly horrible visual. Use some duct tape rip that mess out by the roots.

6:37 pm June, 4 Nancy Dreuche said...

@McCrudeshoes, well then it appears The Case of the Hairy Butthole is officially closed…..for good. Cue Perry Mason credit music. (What? It’s the only one I can think of in my head right now and everyone knows the Murder She Wrote theme song would just be inappropriate.)

6:49 pm June, 4 Nancy Dreuche said...

And since RevChad is on his walkabout, I need the drunks to drink twice as much and the the stoners to stone twice as hard. Balance must be restored!

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Party.

7:41 pm June, 4 Doucheywallnuts said...

@Dreuche The Bearded Starfish?

8:03 pm June, 4 The Dude said...

*burp* – I just had some waaay awesome pasta. Then I had to look at this twit. Nice knowing you, dinner.

6:22 am June, 5 DarkSock said...

I like the olde west themed glory hole doily mounted on the wall…much like him at scout camp.

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Mounted on the wall, I says…

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Sanduskies

6:22 am June, 5 DarkSock said...

And where the fuck is RevChad? He did not put in a vacation request form.

6:24 am June, 5 DarkSock said...

And where is Mr. White???

8:25 am June, 5 Douche Wayne said...

I’d like to punch him in his mons.

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Ken Dolls