Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

6:38 pm July, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

I knew you wouldn’t let me down DSock, no pun intended. First pear is outstanding!!!!, I dig her headband thingy which is to say that I have know idea what I’m talking about cause she is firm, succulent, hottness. Good thing I picked up a screen protector for my laptop today.

6:40 pm July, 16 DarkSock said...

^Roger that…She makes me want to come back as bran in her cereal.

6:49 pm July, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Ayyyyyy Guy gives me big flatus pains. Flatus pains, I says.

6:50 pm July, 16 Douchble Helix said...

We’re all going to Hell.

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Oh well.

6:53 pm July, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

May the Sweet Lord Of Martin Luther King III bless Mississippi and all creatures big and small for this offering of Pear.

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In the Book Of Ecclesiastiboobs it was written that a man who take care of his brethren and sisthren go to a bountiful place. No, an existence of a higher plane when he pleases so many so well.

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An offering of Tiny Taught New Pocahontas Pear brings one to bounty of more likewise offerings everyday praise Biloxi. May he who bless his brethrfen partake of the mark of the maker often as he spreads his seed in the Southern Plane. The Plane Of Pear where headbands are used as curreny and penises as signs of direction.

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May he go in peace to continue his good works and long be remembered the echo of his name. Son.

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6:59 pm July, 16 DarkSock said...

^I’m touched, Rev…

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Whatever and Ever, AMEN!!!

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Plus, Drew Brees done signed with the Saints for another half-decade. Hitters.

7:02 pm July, 16 The Dude said...

Yummie! I have found my landing ellipse, and it’s shaped just like headband girl’s bum.

7:03 pm July, 16 The Dude said...

In fuck’n deed!

7:05 pm July, 16 DarkSock said...

Damn…only now do I see that there are other women in the Pocahontas Headband pic…

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I want to embrace her buttocks like they were two dead goats filled with $100 bills.

7:05 pm July, 16 The Dude said...

I’m grabbing the Book Of Ecclesiastiboobs and rereading it instead of watching the Dodgers lose to the Phillies.

7:06 pm July, 16 DarkSock said...

I don’t care if Pocahontas Headband has three buttholes and rides a bicycle to work…I must marry her.

7:13 pm July, 16 The Dude said...

“sisthren”? What is that, some kinda Title IX term?

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Ecclesiasts.

7:18 pm July, 16 The Dude said...

Sure, Pokerhontass rides a bicycle to work — at least she’s willing to pay the rent and buy breakfast. You could do worse — I know, I’ve been catching up on my Ecclesiastisms!

7:49 pm July, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

Ok I’m back, a little light headed and sleepy though. I’d gamble at New age Pocahantas hotts casino anytime just so she keeps getting a taste of the take. Seeing her makes me want to roast some corn and kick Kevin Costner in the nads.

9:33 pm July, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Just got back from vacation, goddam I think half the plane was members of the Largemann family they ran out of the oversized “big boy” seat belt extenders and said part of the luggage is getting offloaded and put on another flight leaving ahead of us that had extra room.

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Indeed pear just caused my meat phaser to discharge in my pants!! Meat phaser I says!!

10:12 pm July, 16 Medusa Oblongata said...

What makes them so sure that last one is Croatian Pear? I’m thinking it looks more like Serbian Pear. Or maybe I just wanna do some ethnic cleansing in her ass crack.

11:09 pm July, 16 The Dude said...

¿Meat Phaser? ¿Ethnic Cleansing? where are my purple sneakers!! It’s onn!

12:59 am July, 17 Wheezer said...

Croatian Pear is, obviously, a native of Split.

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This is Nina Morić of Zagreb.

2:22 am July, 17 The Dude said...

oh Nina, I wanna my Meat Phaser to Pinta your Santa Maria. You can have my purple sneakers, as a thanksgiving gesture.

5:46 am July, 17 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’ll be in the bunk with the Holy Pears. I’ll put them back when I’m done.

8:13 am July, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I’m not one to exaggerate, so take heed when I say that the first gratuitous pear example is the hottest hott that has ever sizzled a sausage between her meat buns.

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please sir, may I have some more?

1:54 pm July, 17 Stephanie said...

He’s like one of those excitable douches who sell cars on a corner lot somewhere,right? They try to sell you a 1999 Astro mini van with “low miles”.

5:46 am July, 18 CB Popped said...

A man can lose his job over that first Pocahantas pear…………..