Monday, July 30, 2012
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To paraphrase the old guy talking to Jimmy Stewart in The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, when the douchebags become cartoons, print the cartoons.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS WITH TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. WITH COMMENTARY.
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- In memoriam: bcs
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WOW, she is ugly!
The lengths people will go to get noticed is sad,and the doctors are getting rich off of you foolish douche bags. Thanks for helping the one percent,you dipshits.
It’s like Pygmaleon and Galatea. Except Pygmalion is a frustrated 12 year old comic book geek.
These two dudes really know how to wail on their chests!
Is Walmart doing plastic surgery now ? Seriously, those are the worst bolt-ons I’ve ever seen. The doctor that installed those should have his medical license pulled off the frame on the wall and inserted in his rectum.
Never, in the course of human events, have two people (and I use that word loosely) ever deserved each other more than these poo…er…uh…excuse me…these TWO.
Can’t wait to see what her labiaplasty looks like, I’m guessing two pink eclairs with chocolate sprinkles pushed together.
And inquiring minds want to know: what in the fuck do those two thing on her chest look like when she’s fucking?
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.It can’t be pretty.
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.It could be dangerous to another tranny’s life.
Her breasts only inflate when she feels threatened……
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by low self-esteem.
OH. DEER. LORD.
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I smell poo. Which means they’re strong candidates for the next monthly.
She definitely got her 75 cents worth at the air hose down at the AM/PM.
This picture makes me very sad. We’re doomed.
That said, I’ve got to hit the gym and have my scrotum waxed.
If you cut them, do they not bleed Anadrol-50/oxymetholone and pro’lly Deca-Durabolin/Nandrolone??
fuck me…it’s over.
When Bill Ward is your plastic surgeon.
Sad.
“Dirigibleeth”
What an odd place to carry your ass etts.
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Yeah, I should have just let it be…nobody can beat “Dirigibleeth”.
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Carry on.
What a gorgeous couple.
Eye bleach! Must…..get……eyebleach!
The deal is, he doesn’t know they are fake.
boner kill. Now I’ve gotta start over.
HoH by decree!!
I found a video of their trainer.
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Those tits are a crime against humanity. Where are those useless f***ing UN peacekeepers when they are needed?
Wow….think they are real?
These two fecal specimens look inflated. Stick ’em with a pin and they’d burst. The one on the right has a dick and is trying to hide it with the leg block pose
During the fall of the Roman Empire this couple would have been stationed at the entrance to the public vomitorium. No palm leaf necessary.
Oh the humanity. Times two. Those Hindenburgs are ready to rupture, explode and go down in a flaming heap. George C Scott is playing with the detonator now. As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
Those turkeys are going down.
Like sacks of wet cement.
I hope they both get stomach cancer.
1955 Thunderbird bumper fully restored
She gives a whole new meaning to “Headlights”
99 Luftbaloons
aaaw FUCK! how does one ‘unsee’ this nasty?
On a sad note, Tony Martin passed away today. Martin was married to Cyd Charisse, and yea I banged her in the first threesome ever, but he was a nice guy. He lived 98-years. Madon. He wasn’t exactly a “hit maker,” as they says in the headline, but I don’t want to speak ill of the dead. Capice?
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http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/hit-maker-tony-martin-dead?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews
Her nips are so overinflated they aren’t just pointing upward, they’re pointing backward.
Get away from her, man! She’s gonna blow! And not in a good way!
OH JESUS, THE HELIUM!
Those of you with cantaloupe fetishes…and you KNOW who you are…get out the hand lotion.
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Sons.
OK, let’s look at the latest specimens of crapdom:
HE looks clownish. He must drink steroids by the gallon. I doubt his nads can be seen with anything less than an electron microscope.
SHE – Odin Preserve Us. Women can look great when they’re in shape, but those stretched-taut silicone mountains actually made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
Over the shoulder boulder holders.
I know The Beast by its true name. That’s Nanda Croft. She works part time as a niche fetish model and the rest of the time keeping mud off of truck tires.
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GAZE INTO THE ABYSS!!!
Man. That shit’s creepier than Giger.
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I need to clear my head with some gymnastics.
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Ah… All better. Though that was my last clean tube sock.
Charles Nelson Douchely said…
When Bill Ward is your plastic surgeon.
BWA HAA! Nice.
(BIll Ward is/was the drummer for Black Sabbath, and has no business giving these two plastic surgery)
Just when I thought HCwDB may have jumped the shark, DB1 produces this freak show. Upon seeing this pic, Mary Mammogeddon is quoted as saying, “damn, I knew I didn’t go big enough.”
@CB Popped
I meant the other Bill Ward. The cartoonist famous for Cracked’s Nanny Dickering – among others.
Yikes!!!! Bigger is not always better.
Ah, I see my creations have found each other in the wild:
Infat-a-bag meets Inflat-a-hott!
Sorry, Jacques…. I was thinking Dr. Cocteau…..
Even Peter Pumpinhead and Mary Mammageddon think they look ridiculous.
Dr. Moreau, I believe you mean, and oh my god. Ewwbd above me nails it. As my wife so succinctly put it, “Who thinks that looks good?”
one of us One Of Us ONE OF US
^Wheezer for the comment of the week: “Dirigibleeth”.
Worthy of the monthly. Just for sheer assasninity.