Thursday, July 12, 2012
Goldiana Boobs and the Temple of Choad
Wait’ll see what she calls “Short Round.”
I’ll take “Early 80s References By The Guy Who Can’t Accept That He Lives in A Katy Perry and Justin Bieber World” for $1600, Alex.
I believe that is noted nobody, skank Aubrey O’Day. And a real schevotz as well. Schevotz, I says.
By the look on the face of the “DJ” on the right, he just figured out how much he is getting paid for his gig versus how much he put on his credit card(s) for his equipment. Shouldn’t have dropped out of community college, bro.
And goateed John Largeman is not impressed.
Does Ed Hardy sell headphones now?
J-Mac and Skeet Dawg took time out from the 7/10 Breakfast JAM to make double sure they collared the hotel airess..as she wandered out of the pool janitor’s cupboard for the 4th time that morning..
You know what I like?
I like large, fwappy tits that remind me of the pancakes I had this morning at The Original Pancake House.
Smothered with whipped butter (and enough fake maple syrup) they are tasty indeed.
Yup…I like ’em big, round and flat…floppin’ around all over the place as I try to get them in my mouth.
That’s what I like.
all that Waffle House goodness…hanging off the side of the plate
Is Liv Tyler going to look like Steven Tyler in 30 years?
It never fails to alarm me when I see a tasty hawt tramp whose bootheels I would lick clean as a whistle surrounded by two poster boys for anal venereal disease.
What’s that shirt say? The Inbreds?
That’s definitely O’Day. Skank. Worthless wisp of media poo.
Blonde Kim Kardashian? May as well be. I’ll get to saving her after U learn how to take a dump on the ceiling.
U = I, but hey If you learn how share with the rest of us.
fleshy golden flapjacks….ummm!
“take a dump on the ceiling”? Ya see, the interwebz makes you feel like your on LSD! And no, God will not allow any blonde K’s. “No fuck’n way” was the way he put it when I was up there on the Mount, or whatever that place is called with the burning bush and everyone shooting at each other about a 3,000 year old story.
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What?
Ed Hardy sells headphones now?
Her queefs smell like rotting cabbage.
Kimchee Kardashian™ – available in markets very not any time.
The LargeB(.)(.)B sisters are carefully hidden behind Goldy’s clinging top. I can tell. Well, actually, I just did.
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hwat?
The Dude @ 7:08pm FTW, Comment of the Week.
“Aubrey Morgan O’Day (born February 11, 1984) is an American singer, actress, fashion designer, television personality, and former member of the girl group Danity Kane. Following discord among the group and with her mentor at the time, P. Diddy, O’Day was fired from the group in 2008.[1] She has since modeled for magazines such as Blender and Playboy, performed on Broadway in Hairspray, and made appearances on reality television shows. In 2011, she signed a solo record deal.”
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May I be the first person on this thread to call Ms.O’Day a cunt.
“actress, fashion designer, television personality, and former member of the girl group Danity Kane”
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Actress?
American High School (Video 2009). A movie SO BAD it went straight to DVD and sank without a trace.
She was Amber Von Tussle in the Broadway musical Hairspray on July 16, 2008. Amber von Tussle was the snotty bleeth antagonist.
That’s it. That’s her acting career.
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Fashion designer?
Couldn’t find anything. She’s more famous for dressing like a $20 hooker in crap from the Kardashians.
http://thegloss.com/fashion/fashion-disasters-aubrey-oday-is-an-fing-mess-in-hollywood-204/
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television personality?
All About Aubrey is a reality television series from Oxygen that premiered on March 7, 2011. IT’s all about Aubrey. But we already knew that, because EVERYTHING is all about Aubrey, the narcissistic bint.
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former member of Danity Kane?
Yeah. That’s like being the former member of b4-4.
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hurl hurl hurl hurl…
“May I be the first person on this thread to call Ms.O’Day a cunt.”
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You may be a little late to that party. When she was on Celebrity Apprentice she was called that every week,