Wednesday, July 18, 2012
John Largeman Jr's poor life choices
Son, you best be glad J.L. Senior is away at his sales convention in Milwaukee; there would be some belt leather getting warmed against your pallid flank somethin’ awful. You better not get mustard on his favorite undershirt either.
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Bikini chick is hott
Large bag sighting to the left.
I beg to differ. Given Largeman’s ample deficits, I think in this case he’s chosen wisely. These three would be beyond his pay grade to masterbate to, so to actually be in contact with them is on a par with the Ethiopians getting to Mars before we do.
Looks like the petite brunette has the words “Fe Fi Fo Fum, I smell your lunch and it was douche cum. Be he live or be he dead. I’m so hungry I’ll eat your head” runnin’ through that pretty little brain of hers. The eyes give it away.
From the sour look on everyone’s (except J.L. Jr.) face, I’m guessing he just ripped a nasty “had lunch at Taco John” fart.
The Dude 12:05, FTW.
Mag, they don’t call ’em Hot Tacos for nuthin’!
hmm. Just realized DB1 has the same initials as John Largeman. Could they be one and the same? eh, prolly not…
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Largeman’s got more white on than a dalliance of unicorns doing coke in the himalayas.
Hattie Largeman is not happy about her boy’s behavior, either
That’s NOT J.L. Jr., it’s actually his cousin from Charlestown Sully “Chowdahead” Lahgeman.
Or Chowdah Sullyhead
The girl on the far-left next to Chow Sullyhead, has a look on her face that screams, “WHAT AM I DOING HERE WITH THESE MORONS??”
Yeah that’s Sully alright I know this cause back in the day he used to come in to the original, “Tasty Burger” in Harvard Square all the time, usually hammered and at around 2AM. It was always him and his boys Jimmy “Fitzy” Fitzgibbons and PJ O’Neil from Savin Hill.
I’m pretty sure JLJr. has been on here before in some rotund form. Im pretty sure I said I would do him, but only if he wore the mask from Scream. I’m pretty sure Ive been a giant dickhole for most of my life as long as we’re discussing things I’m pretty sure of.
Micro spinner Kay Kay is not too happy about Largeman’s gut spillage ‘accidentally’ hitting her in her pert young clevite every 6 seconds.
In addition to those hotts being above his pay grade, I’m pretty sure he picks up sloppy seconds and thirds…
The poorest of the life choices belongs to the little cutie/spinner on the right.
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Why would she be hanging around with a female version of Vince Neal and all them other losers?
That’s no Largeman. That’s Nipplestopheles and his cohort, Frank the RV salesmen.
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I see you there Rode Hard Diane. And I know what you had for breakfast this morning. Pancakes.
That was beautiful Jacques. Rode Hard Diane looks like a chick with tousled hair that married my favorite cousin. We get along great. And by great I mean he’s not my favorite cousin. Son.
@Rev, is your favorite cousin the one you have sex with?
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@Jacques, I knew I’ve seen that guy before. It’s teat punching basket ball shorts to a pool party- Frank. Great blast from the past. And whatever happened to everyone’s favorite Canadian Sir David Douchenbourough? I wonder if my uber crush on him scared him away. Best not to dwell I guess.
Hugo Chavez Largemang, looking good in a strappy wife beater and white satin board shorts. He looks as serene and puffy as a lazily passing nimbus.
@Jacques, if that is Rode Hard Diane, and I believe it is, what kind of riding was done to the roadkill blonde with raccoon rings in her pelt? She looks like she’s seen 5 yippee-ki-yay’s to every one of Diane.
Where’s the pear, Sock? Where’s the pear?
Pear!! We need pearstractions!!
Fuck! What is this with having to “Sign In” ? I’m not just proud of being here, I am fiercely proud! I defend the Mock, or something…
@ DMC, that shaven and bleached toothpick isn’t fit to inhale the semen siphoned up and farted out of Diana’s eczema encrusted anus, even it was the only thing that could keep her alive. She’s the type of boney flesh pocket that grabs on to her ankles and moans real loud in the pornos because that’s what she thinks she’s supposed to do when a guy stuffs his genitals in her numb hole.
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Diana is a real top shelf slut who plops herself down on bowling pins like Marilyn Chambers. She used to be able to pick ’em up too, but now her pelvic floor muscles are so weak she easily pisses herself while coughing.
Mouth breathers. What an unhappy bunch,except slick back combed dinosaur-head on the right.
If you put a gun to my head and told me to yank it at this picture, and there were some alpacas in the driveway, I’d say go ahead and shoot! No one could pay the 5 cent ransom anyway.
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What I mean to say is, and by ~mean~ I don’t mean *mean* – what? Oh yeah, the chick on the left could get my digger pointed! And Large bag girl is more interesting than purple girlple or the two trannies on the right. Fat tranny? hell no! Skinny one? Gimmie a few more shots, I’ll get back to you.
shorts from wallmart, belt from a used car salesman in Cleveland! out……..