Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Lance and Kara express dismay over The Hot Taco
Lance and Kara stand off in the wings, watching the spectacle unfold that is The Hot Taco in all his cumin-laced glory, and they begin to question their life choices with lugubrious introspection…
The Reverend just got a boner over this blue-eyed negress.
they have the blank stare of the undead… the next pic will be of them eating someone’s face…
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boom stick
Half assed bro-hawk isn’t even centered on his cranioid. I wouldn’t even spare a trash can lid to smack him upside the head with.
Zombies are new bored, shiftless slackers.
Crooked MoHawk is the new Hat Tilt
She has the pursed lips of Bleeth cheeking a huge wad of freshly evacuated hawk-jism. Truly a foul duo these creatures are, chin shart, anal bead rosary, tribal tats, lopsided hawk this whole situation screams of bizarre sleaze like breaking into the morgue to pump off on the corpses kinda sleaze.
He hipmotized her with that tatt and made her believe he is Hanuman.
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When he snaps his fingers she spits out that mouthful of Kabuli
Jeepers Creepers, where’d ya get those peepers?
Jeepers Creepers, where’d ya get those eyes?
These two look they’ve been hypnotized.
Hot Chicks With CEO Positions:
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Vin @ 9:29am FTW.
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This is the look you get from taking too much X. And black chicks with blue eyes freak me the fucc out.
@Vin, that is one impressive anal bead.
@Vin
I’d let her defrag my hard drive.
and Yahoo is the new AOL, hot CEO or not.
^Wrong Hermit! I think that girl is Zamed The Creepy Wankscrotess, sister of Jed.
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And blessed be Dark Sock for his gift of Taught Tight New Pocohantas Pear as the skies have opened up with roaring thunder and lightning with torrents of rain that have saved hundreds of millions of dollars of crops surrounding the Plantation this glorious day. Hundreds or thousands of farmers have escaped bankruptcy only to enter the end of the season with a harvest which will be glorious and bountiful when commodities are at all time highs. I have a crop that will be selling at an all time high but it’s on a different market. N’Mean.
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Only a picture on HCwDB can end a drought. Let us smoke. Son
I’d lick that Yahoo chicks Alta Vista.
Tyra Boinks
Freida Pinchloaf
Layonmi Campbell
Rushlimbo Williams
Sleaza Bonet
Zoe Salpoundna
I think she’s suffering from an inverted for of kwashiorkor that makes her eyes pop out instead of her stomach. Get her off the bath salts and onto a Big Mac or sumthin’. She must be with him because he claims to be the chief of the Pooloos. He’s got that badass tatt as proof, right?
Bouncie Knolls
Diarihanna
That’s no anal bead – it’s a space station!
And, what’s with all these guys wearing Rachel Dratch’s eyebrows from that crappy Adam Sandler movie that I never remember the fuckn name of, on account of that I really don’t care?
Pam Grear
Re: Vin’s 10:00 a.m. pic…..
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Her name is Marissa Mayer? I hope to the Holy One Samurai Scrote that she’s not related to a certain douchewank…..
So is his ‘hawk at a 23° Axe-ial tilt to match the Earth?
Lånce wånts schwantz, but don’t wipe it off on his drapes. Sticky drapes are so embarrassing!
Is it possible these two did indeed get a look at Hot Taco and have been scared straight? Like one of those field trips classes of troubled youths take to a prison?
I want to think they’ve seen a glimpse of the future and have slowly inched back from the douchepice.
They don’t have their douche bags eyes yet,they’re like little Bambis in the headlights.
Lance needs to hit himself in the head with a mallet until he dies.
Lance, my boy – what the hell were you thinking when you spent all that cash on those celtic inkstains embedded in your skin, that ‘do with the grease and HILITES, the EARRING, and spent time grooming your chin pubes meticulously, as well as your EYEBROWS?
Do you not realize that you are showing less judgement and character than a fungus?
Her roofies just kicked in, apparently activated by the flash. Lance was caught thinking they’d take two more seconds, but things worked better than he had hoped.
“Lance needs to hit himself in the head with a mallet until he dies.” – the uncertainty principle of ‘can you be absolutely certain he finished the job’ would come into play in that scenario. By that I mean to be absolutely certain, give him a few pops once he’s ‘done’.
Fuckin” beads
She looks like a famine victim with make-up on.