Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Kid n' Poo

Also known as Poo Diddy.

Could his poo-hawk be the next disturbing emerging trend?

Or could Sexy Kara’s female groin shave reveal be the offsetting ray of hope?

Chain of Fools

Ahhh but yes…NOW we got us some textbook douchettributes in a very strong contender for the weekly pairing.

Class: Can you list the douchial attributes exhibited in this fine specimen of why we fight?  To prime your pump(s), I’ve listed the most obvious douchy trait in the “categories” section below the picture…

Lance and Kara express dismay over The Hot Taco

Lance and Kara stand off in the wings, watching the spectacle unfold that is The Hot Taco in all his cumin-laced glory, and they begin to question their life choices with lugubrious introspection…

Two Word Tuesday

Hot Taco?**

**Y’know what?  This pic is just too rank for one category; so feel free to also make this a “Caption This” fest as well.

-D.S.

"AYYYYY" GUY REMINDS ME…

“Ayyyy, ‘Sock…it’s after dark; shouldn’t youse be postin’ some ‘pear?”

You’re absolutely correct, Ayyyy Guy.

Indeed.

Duckhead Hits the Town

Donkey Douche’s little bro, DuckHead Douche, is celebrating the news that D.D., while being denied parole, at least holds the distinction of being worth 2 cartons of Marlboro Reds. That’s a family record!

So it’s time to grab Busty McChesty and L’il Cher and hit the club!

Ducky does miss getting into big bro’s stash of booger sugar though…

The Eye of Flatus

Alert Readers (and Reverend Chad): Three of these individuals are giving the camera The Eye Of Coitus; however one of them is giving The Eye of Barely Suppressed Flatus.

Can you guess which?

Peter PumpinHead and Mary Mammageddon Approve of the HCwDB of the Week

Peter and Mary think that Kisseus and Nanine are just swole. I mean, swell.

Sorry, that was a Freudian slut.

HCwDB of the Week: KISSEUS VOMITORIOUS and naughty nape Nanine

Well, it looks like this week is going to be DarkSock Week, which is kind of like Shark Week but with boat wrecks. In other words, The DB1 was unable to post bail. Llama pens are private property; the law is the law.

So as I rush to fill the vacuum that nature abhors, you stare at the HCwDB weekly selection and simper aloud: “But…DarkSock….why is Kisseus Vomitorious awarded the coveted DB o’ the Week? WHY?”

Well…look at him. Now stop simpering.

Now if you’ll excuse me I need to dig up some hottie/douchebag co-mingling photographs STAT or it’s gonna be a quiet week here.

What Was That Black Goo?

Okay, it’s a little passe at this point given the movie came out a month ago, but this is how movie reviews should be done.

If you aren’t familiar with Red Letter Media, do so be.