Monday, July 30, 2012
Reader Mail: URC is the Town Mascot of Marshalltown, Iowa
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DB1,
This is from Marshalltown Iowa – no poo here – at least not much. This town is hard, like Fort Worth, or Detroit minus the rappers and pawn bling. Yet the summer festival mascot is the Ubiquitous Red Cup. Is there a deeper, darker meaning to this – I see Tom Hanks, weird rituals, Dan Brown novels…? By the way, This is a tshirt hanging in the grocery store – so you know it’s real. Grocers don’t mess around.
– Edwin
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“Is this a douchey frat party?” “It’s Iowa.” — Field of Poo
You should see the crazy shit they do with ping pong balls over in Cedar Rapids
“This town is hard, like Fort Worth, or Detroit minus the rappers and pawn bling.” Huh????
You should see the crazy shit the girls do with ears of corn over in Ames.
You should see the crazy shit they do with hay bales over in Iowa City.
You should see the crazy shit they do gyroscopes over in Des Moines.
“I read in the paper that Stan Johnson’s entire herd of cattle had their asses peed in- can you believe a thing like that could happen right here in Iowa?”
You should see the crazy shit I do with my cousin’s wife in Montreal.
You should see the crazy shit I write when I’m stoned.
If you build it, they will Mons.
Yous can say all the shit you want about Marshalltown but those fuckers make the best assortment of trowels in the world.
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Masons
http://www.marshalltown.com/Products.aspx?D=200&S=203
I’m going to use the MAGNESIUM BULL FLOAT BLADES on Mrs Wallnuts tonight in the boudoir. Boudoir, I says.
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Marshalltown is the first town that could be entered into the Hall of Scrote.
You should see the shit they do with pigs,I says.
Good friend from college was from Marshalltown. Huge freaking family from Thailand landed there. I thought it was a fluke, but he said there were a ton of Thais there.
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He knew how to party, too.
Home town of late actress Jean Seberg, persecuted by J. Edgar Hoover for supporting the Black Panthers and a favorite hott of Jean Luc Godard.