Monday, July 9, 2012
They Would Walk 500 Miles…
…just to buy Kelly a Mai Tai.
…then talk awkwardly about the local sports team and the weather while a bad Katy Perry song played.
…then clear their throats.
…then say “it was nice to meet you” as Kelly headed for the door even though Kelly had another hour on her Corona Light bikini promotion (she quit).
… then go home to watch midget fetish porn and hold hands.
‘Cause you know they’re gonna be, they’re gonna be the douches who gets drunk next to Kelly.
that’s UFC ring girl, Arianny Celeste with the designers from IKEA
Gaybags. Nordic perhaps. Very rare. And by rare I mean venereal.
She is one HOT piece of Latina ass. I loves me some Latina ass like Rev Chad loves weed, like Doc Bunsen loves good single barrel whiskey, like DarkSock loves ambien fueled boating, like Medusa loves tongue punching, like DB1 loves
Ho Hos ®. Seriously I loves me some latin women.
Looks like Kelly’s inflatables are still in factory condition too, a plus.
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The Fwippy Twins are still alive, a minus.
Very funny.
Now let us never mention that song again.
There’s a good Katy Perry song?
1 word: scatalogical
Fuck I hated and mocked that song whenever
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But I liked me some of this.
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Ed Bagley twins for the heat death of the universe.
@anon 2:56, as long as theyre not Australian theyll do mate.
Psych, they look like they’re into dudes. And I’ve stopped trying to turn ’em since the George Michael Incident of ’05.
That aint no Latina.
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She’s a Valerie Bertanelli, circa 1975. But in a good way.
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http://formerchildactors.com/valerie-bertinelli/
@FredN
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Arianny Celeste-Penelope Lopez Marquez
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arianny_Celeste
Is the guy on the right Jake Busey? Or just the last-place finisher in the Drew Carey look-a-like contest at the Rancho Cucamonga Applebee’s?
The bleached blonde tool on the right has only 4 fingers. There’s only two things I hate; people who ridicule other people based on physical deformities and malformations and people with 4 fingers.
Jack Osbourne just called to say he would rather have MS than look like these two guys and .
“And,” nothing.
Zombies strike again. Why can’t they strike where these two guys are?
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http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2012/07/08/woman-brutally-murdered-while-working-at-a-tracy-hacienda-inn/
So this is a paid to pose with two gaybags? Damn, bottom of the barrel Monday DB1? I mean I might as well pitch a fit over the attractive waitress flirting with a customer for a bigger tip at the local Chevy’s if this is what passes for HC and DB these days. Pretty sure the war is over my compadres. That Bar model chick has said as much as well. It has been an honor mocking with you, except for the dudes that got all weird on me. D.Wallnuts is right, these zombies pose a bigger threat.
Also if the whole point of this site was in order to get upset so you would have an excuse to drink, I ask you the following. Since when has anyone ever needed an excuse to drink? It’s called free will. Give it a go.
I must look like a complete fuck’n idiot laughing at this thread. At least I’m laughing — it helps explains the drool.
The offspring of The Proclaimers..Point and slap.
The left guy is Swedish singer Danny Saucedo. The other guy is Swedish glamour photographer Bingo Rimér.
^ I find it troubling that somebody knows this information. Am I right when I say that?
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http://cookai.blogg.se/images/2008/noje-15s32-m-bingo-_170074w_20938006.jpg
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http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/73826628/Danny+Saucedo+y_83c9cdf2.jpg
Uhm, Et Tu — duh.
I thought they looked like a couple of Swedish meatheads…
The war on idiocy still rages on however.
la la la la. la la la la la la
They’re havering all right. They’re havering the shit out of her.
The cheerleader was just wandering by when the two peter puffers point to the gal and say “how did this get here?” in that irritating faggot inflected voice.