Tuesday, July 3, 2012
Victoria Points Out the Weenus
Most of you don’t know this, but Doctor Seuss’s “The Weenus Loves His Penis” was a best selling children’s novel in Bratvaria in the 1880s.
With sales of 3,500 lithographs, “The Weenus Loves His Penis” ranked just ahead of The Brothers Grimm’s classic tale of country mischief and the problem with greedy Jews, “The Jew Among the Thorns.”
And yes, that’s a real link. The past is not so golden, said the scorpion to the frog.
He loves his penis so much, the amount of autofellatio he has performed over the past year has taken its toll not only on his once tight bodd, but also his skin, which has gone the way of the white cockroach; bleached and ashen from severe lack of vitamin D.
“I know, I know, babe, when I ordered it I said, ‘ANY’…”
Site’ll be bumpy the rest of the day but it’s almost done…
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– management
That book is also big in Homoslavia, though I think the sequel (The Weenus Loves All Penis) outsold its predecessor by a wide margin.
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Or should I say “long margin”? Weenus doesn’t care as long as he’s able to GET SOME.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2168050/Man-high-bath-salts-strips-naked-attacks-police-officers-golf-course-saying-wants-eat-faces.html
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Zombies have taken over. “I’ma eat your face!” is the new “Come at me bro!”
Weenus’ Glory Hole Adventures a collection of short stories tied to the Weenus’ mythos is quite popular too, it included such beloved stories as “Castro Distirct Nights”, “The Felcher in the Rye”,”The Lord of the Brown Rings” and the tragic story of painful brusing and blood loss titled “Truck Stops and Mouse Traps”
My avatar gone, I sit in monotonous langour. readying for the attack of the black man takes bath salts eats face/faeces/ fungus attack. Is it the same reason black men can run fast and have big roaming schlongs that they tend to be cannibals on street drugs. No Racist. And not since The Commodores has ther been a decent piece of “urban music.”
..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5EmnQp3V48&feature=related
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Where did my last fuccen post go? WordPress is some super-massive black hole now that has a taste for only certain posts? WTF? Let’s try again
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I’ll bet that shirt was originally “hers”.
The back of the shirt says “But my penis LOATHES me!”
The back of his shirt says “Penis storage compartment” and has an arrow pointing down.
The back of his shirt says “when it’s being manhandled by in the middle of a prison gangbang”.
The back of his shirt says “when I’m working as a counselor at The Second Mile”.
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What? Too soon? Too late?
The back of his shirt says “It tastes REALLY salty!”
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I bet it sounds delicious when she’s being spanked. With a rubber spatula, perhaps; or a thick cheese.
those thighs smother hedgehogs
Chiromania… someone should duct tape some oven mits on his hands before he hurts the little fella.
The back of his shirt reads;
This Shirt is Hers. (with arrow)
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Any My Penis Loves Her Yeast Infection (with arrow)
I have a shirt just like that?
@Rev, I don’t think you have the stones or a big enough personality to pull of the no avatar gig. Sorry hon.
I’m sure this peter puffer loves penis just like other folks love their wine, etc. Back of his shirt says “insert penis here” with a downward pointing arrow. He’s a real hit at the gay bars.
He loves his penis so much he holds it and spreads lotions on it a lot.
He loves his Penis because no one else dose