Friday, August 17, 2012
Friday Haiku
The Mullet Hawk cries
“Cree! Cree! Girlie Drinks? Mmmm-Mmm!
Both will get roofied.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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1980’s called
They want Don Johnson’s coat back..
Keep the mullet hawk
Way early start to
Friday Haiku! DarkSock is
No DB1, eh?
The crow should fly straight
And does not do girlie drinks
So, wassup, mo-foo?
Billy Ray Virus
And hot Amy Winehouse
Ghost getting jiggy.
Sweet nubile Carrie
Drinks from cup. I see end like
Last Crusade nazi.
New Mortal Kombat
Fatality: bruised vodka
Flawless Victory
Mullet Hawk looks a
Fool until Elvira lets
Bats out of cooter.
Sofie Coppola
Got it Lost In Translation
When Ben Goo showed up
These new Snotinins
Are all the rage in his native
Homoslavia.
If you are a guy
And you drink booze through a straw
You are a pussy
The prom King and Queen
Whooped it up all night. Until
Carrie dropped the pig cocks.
Sofia not good
Since the gyroscope was put
In her monkey hole
.
^First time I ruined a keyboard *making* a post. And I’m restricting the phrase “making a post” literally there.
Cult members share drink;
UFO behind comet
will carry them home.
Keith had heard tales of
Amy’s sexual prowess. Did
Not like reacharound.
Later that evening
Things took a turn, he farted
And a cock fell out.
Sharing House Special:
Its the Cream of Some Young Guy!
Hmmm, it tastes salty?!
MacGayver is back!
Makes GHB from Bisquick
For all to enjoy!
That Jewess has some
Matronly arms I mean likes
Shaking cocks in mouth.
Chick on left is cute.
K.D. Lang sure pulls some tail.
Constant Craving………….son
As the tart taste of
Citrus slid down his throat. Hawk
Remembers gym class.
That is one sharply
Dressed ‘lez, Drag king suit special
At The Mens Wharehouse
Seems Two Girls One Cup
has a sequel; One Girl One
Glass and a Douchebag.
Chang spent all his dough
On sweet hooker and hair gel
No bucks for two drinks
Is he wearing a f*cking ASCOT?!?
Sorry to break form but I just caught that.
–
Thurston Howell III
Lars Largemann peed in
Thier dual daquiri after
Asparagus binge.
Toasts his talent show win
With his whistling anus
Trick, white pants now brown
“A cock fell out”? What?
Must’ve been pretty late then
I still have my cocck
Sippy-cup Joey
Swaps backwash with Winehouse Hott
Mixologist weeps
Feathered Dyke Mullet
Association cocktail
Reception pary
Feathered Dyke Mullet
Association cocktail
Reception party
Snoop Dogg shakes his head
“I said Gin ‘n Juice, homies
Not Gin ‘n Jism.”
We have a new game!
Eat raw eggs, then see who can
Blow it out fastest
For 35-years
Elvis the King has been dead
Yet this douchebag lives
Spaghetti strap Kim
Ascot-flourishing Kenny
Romantic trainwreck.
A Pee Martini
Is the perfect elixir
For these two to share
Quartasian Douche Sips
Girlie Drink with slumming Hott
Melon Balls now blue
Johnny Damon Douche
Jennifer Love Hewitt sucks
Ball Sack Sweat ‘tini
I hear pet shop boys:
Eastern boys and western girls
vapid tune and pic
Hawk drinking to build
Confidence said “Excuse me!
Who queefed in theis drink.
Later that night,
Amy showed Hawk his soft side
With beads and butt club.
Amy’s hyena
Clit quivered in delight as
She sipped bukkake.
Amy shared her extra
Flap Poison with a friend after
Milking her proplapse.
Business up front,
party in the rear is creed.
This party’s got gay
—
Crazy straw needed
to make this guy seem cooler …
Nah. No hope for him
He doesn’t “Cree, Cree”
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
The bar makes special
Drinks geared to entertainment.
Tonights guest? Goatse.
http://303dia.org/index.php/Goatse.cx
“My pee burns,” he says
She says, “It tastes good to me.”
Let’s have another!
Thanks for that, Rev. I just threw up in my pants.
DarkSock abuses
the Onomatopoeia
for syllable count
Bukkake brew tastes
good to these two fetish freaks
Penthouse letter next
New Disney release
“Lady and the Slant” gets
mixed reviews. Drink up!
Doing Friday Links;
I COULD do front page Haiku,
And post 10 less pears…
Racist jokes belong
In separate category
Flyday Haiku San.
Post the pear DarkSock
this Friday is dragging, so
Post the friggin’ pear
Mr. White’s special
“Egg Yolk Daquiri” loved by
the unsuspecting…..
His paycheck covered
dinner, one drink…..”She won’t need
dessert, right?” he hopes.
Don’t know about the
“ascot,” but he’s an asshat.
Close enough, Douche Wayne?
Frou-frou drink: 12 bucks
Dinner: 200 dollars
Touching boob: Priceless
‘Sock will pick best front
page Haiku as Saturday
Comment of the Week&trade.
Booze costs 15 bucks
“That’s not good. Want something else.”
Hawk’s broke in hour
‘Sock will pick best front
page Haiku as Saturday
Comment of the Week™.
.
(Oops! HTML
fail for dumbass Wheezer, costs
me that little chance)
Jan-Michael Vincent’s
grandson continues the fam’s
bad hairstyle choices.
No eye contact won’t
save her. Ascot’s origin:
It came from his ass.
Dude McCrude Pet Shop Boys reference FTW.
.
Chad’s Goatse link FTL.
Missed fuccen haiku.
Stupid meetings bite my ass.
School year starts too soon..
Did Mr. White find
a new gig tending bar? Makes
Ap-pee-tinis now?
Douchebag – a – tini,
Amy’s profile is ready,
Weekend bukkakke.
Asshat wears Ascot
Since the gyroscope was put
In his monkeyhole.
Wheezer? Funny guy
“Egg Yolk Daquiri” loved by
Nancy Dreuche, tallguy
Chuckle….
To paraphrase Gregg
“They call it Friday Haiku,
Sunday’s just as bad….”