Monday, August 13, 2012
Breaking News
We here at the HCwDB News Desk have just been informed of the untimely death of actor Gary Shandling’s eldest son, Ginger Shandling, during an outing to Las Vegas.
According to Clark County Coroner (and noted notary public) Lance Parkertip, Mr. Shandling’s wounds indicate that he was mauled by a desperate cougar.
A deep and sincere “Hey Now!” to Mr. Shandling.
Well, at least he’s happy. I would be too if that smokin’ cougar was with me 🙂
Garry Shandling is the world’s worst comedian. That face should be cut off and sent to Poland for proper cremation.
Elie Weisel was quoted in the controversial Yiddish newspaper Dar Jewbag as saying “Garry Shandling! Oy! I hate that fucking Jew.”
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My Fellow Blintzes
Madam Cougar says, woman who gets first husband to pay for boobs drives a Beemer. Woman whose forth husband pays for boobs drives a Prius.
Madam Cougar says, facial hair comes with age. Laser hair removal comes with wisdom.
Madam Cougar says, woman who wears zebra stripes falls prey. Woman who wears leopard spots seeks prey.
Madam cougar says, if your belly button is still lower than your breastbone, you are past due for another tummy tuck.
I have a theory that middle age jewish guys seek out Eyeties. That way they can say the banged a gentile and they don’t necessarily have to admit that that gentile looked like a saddle bag filled with marbles.
I would die happy being mauled by her. Even though she’s really not a cougar to me, being the same approximate age and all (and probably a couple of years younger than me).
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Details, details…..
Meh, I always suspected Tim Allen might have an eye for the trannies.
Madam Cougar says she would bang all three of these guys in their astronaut gimmicks :
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Paul Gilbert- Space Ship One
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Marco Minnemann ^ on drums was turned away by Dream Theatre during their drummer auditions as they went with Berklee drum professor, Mike Mangini
“Mangini”…heh heh huh huh heh heh heh
That’s how I wanna go, too. Titties and a newly-chapped, shaved bush and some as yet unknown complication.
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I think the Rev admires the Chosen People, but won’t admit it.
Happiness is being eaten by a cougar.
One more button and I’d lean toward notta’.
this is what happens when CarrotTop fux Joan Rivers
that gal w big fake cans would eat your soul…& you’d happily pay the price
Marco is too good for Dream Theatre. If Fripp ever reconvenes King Crimson – then Marco would be in proper company. If Daniel Denis decided to take a vacation from Univers Zero, Marco would be in proper company. But Dream Theatre? Ummm, no. DT is Rush on dope.
i reckon Dreuche’s Mommio looks like this broad. All the cans in the family went to her. Via Daddio’s bank account that is.
she can actually twat whistle the first three notes to the Garry Shandling theme song.
If you include the emergency room visit, she’s a mortal lock for most expensive first date.
What does concern me is those disco curly haired perms from the 70’scoming back. This guy looks like Howdy Doody.
@Stephanie, it’s called “blowout” which is apropos , because it looks like what you’d get if you had a mentos and coke enema.
he’s an agent at CAA
…she might as well be a leopard upholstered sofa, w a trio of wet ports
Ginger drops next month’s car payments +++
Shandling or Tim from Tool Time.
It’s called a blow job? what?