Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Joey Takes Umbrage
Joey does not appreciate dead baby jokes.
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I think Joey’s taking a dump.
I think maybe Joey’s really pissed that you guys are going to elect Barry Soetoeno as President again. Joey shits on and can’t stand Kenyans, moslems, democrats, Indonesians, or any other people without a birth certificate bent on anti-colonialism, apologism, and taking arms from the people so the state can ruin a great country before it gets its second wind.
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This message was approved by Barney Frank from a nearby toilet stall.
She rubbed the brass off the pole…
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…if you know what I mean.
I dub thee (Joey) Sharticus.
I appreciate dead Joey jokes. And I reckon that fine fillie for HOH. C’mon gents, ol’ Jasper hasn’t been able to bust a nut since this whole Ottoman Empire thing started on here. I’m pretty sure I’m using that historical reference correctly. Sometimes I fall asleep during the important parts on the History Channel. Truth be told, I think the Mrs. is drugging me and then having her way.
This tool tans with gloves on.
Please go away!
@Et Tu Douche, if that’s really how you feel then I must respect your wishes. Also, thank you.
@Jasper
Here’s where I grabbed the pic of Joey and his female friend from. Go nuts!
http://www.clubzone.com/p/29285/bc-long-weekend-saturday-party-photo-gallery
Nucks! We should have known …..
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The hilarious Jesse Andrew’s take on TOP TEN TITTAYS! [NSFW]
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Hilarious I says
More fibre, Joey. I tells ya … more fibre.
He couldn’t afford to spring for bottle service so he got the next best thing… bowl service… he’s gonna rock a 16 inch winder out the rear while she cheers him on.
@ This just in – probably spray tan and he doesn’t want his hands to look orange and streaked.
Doesn’t Joey know that once the Olympics end, he can’t wear his singlet out of the house.
If Mr. Sock goes out on his boat tonight in the middle of a hurricane for a little shrimpin’, in the morning will the condition of said boat be:
a) better than when it went out;
b) worse than when it went out, or;
c) you won’t know the difference ’cause it’ll still be stranded on a sandbar.
The expression on Joey’s face says one thing: gerbils!
SO, I’m like fucking hammered right now. We shared a bottle of wine over dinner (a very nice, if pricey here in Canadia, California Chardonnay) and then I found the tequila and triple sec…
Any way… yeah – so like I think this is a guggenheim nomineee. The logo for ICON, the @whatever address, all of that is very “New Aesthetic”, and that it is of a couple of narcissistic dumbasses, only serves to underline the fact that the “new aesthetic” is just hipsterism coming by for its perioidic visit on the aesthetic home front in Art World, the avowed Centre of all that is hipster ish. FUCK!!! It took me way too long to type that. But seriosly – it should be in the running. Why? Because in 2025 it may WELL BE in the Guggenheim. Fuck this culture is like circling the toilet of irrelevance as it is – why not take the Guggenheim along with it?
Googleheim. c’mon Troy, show some erspect!
“Sharticus” = three-run homo by new doyer Adrian “The Beast” Gonzalez
Joey smells like “retard.”
That Reverend Chad is one fucked up cat but I like his style. That Troy Dude is bent. And by bent I mean bent over like a legitimate rapist. Son.
Joey is taking a huge dump in his pants again unbeknownst to laughing Sally. The stench from this fucked up retard will hit her any moment.
This is what a shart looks like.
They’re both taking pole dancing lessons,except he stuck the pole up his ass. You’re doing it wrong.
Joey just learned he failed his GED due to coloring outside the lines on the coloring book test. And by coloring outside the lines, I mean he couldn’t resist drawing a huge cocc and balls on ever single picture. Until you have seen the Little Mermaid sporting a 5 foot long purple erection, you can’t understand the greatest failure of the NJ public school system.