Thursday, August 30, 2012
M Dawg Gut Punches the Baby Tebus
Douche of the soul is a festering rot, and M Dawg pukes it in spades.
The Ladies of the 3pm-9pm Tuesday shift at the Platinum Club regret nothing. Except that one thing. You know what. Lets not talk about it. The bathrooms at the Ladies Foot Locker still smell like cinnamon.
All 3 can super glue yourselves together and kill each other,please.
If any of these folks ever met a real, actual, genuine black person, they’d curl up into a ball and start crying.
Can we start a new category…? I nominate these three as “Most Human Centipede Worthy”?
He’ll be punching the clown later when the hots devour his paycheck from The Buckle and move onto the next mark.
Mons Without Hats
I like boobies. And tortoises. Because pronouncing ~tortoise~ is challenging to any person unfamiliar with the English language.
hE rEmOVeD a DIdGEt foR InSrAnCe REasONs. fAcT.
Thank you god:
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http://www.eonline.com/news/342141/mtv-announces-jersey-shore-to-end-after-upcoming-sixth-season
Doc Bunsen, thanks for the link! We all need to go there and run that message board, especially ‘Sock with his theories on his equine micturation. Or maybe hermit and RevChad with their pharmaceutical fables.
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Or DW could even tell some stories about “old Jersey”…..
like blondie bird fan w big fake cans…go O’s!