Friday, August 3, 2012
Manuel Uses Doucheface to Hide Deep Insecurities About His Lovemaking Abilities with Kaylie
Kaylie’s youth filled celebration of female doe-eye hints at winterberries, kaleidoscopic sunrises, tangerine trees, and the DB1 hiding in her closet fondling her used gyroscope.
His insecurities are likely the only deep thing about Manuel.
I don’t know if I’ll be more ashamed if I’m right or if I’m wrong on who this is.
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Fifteen year old Kendall Jenner. The daughter of Olympic gold medal winning lesbian softball coach and one of the Kardashian ham danglers.
Kaylie is violating one of the key tennets of dating; never get involved with a guy who has a smaller upper body than you do.
I don’t think that’s Kendall Jenner. You oughta be ashamed at yourself, UFO!
yes it is one of the Jenner girls. Check out the background and you’ll see a fashion photo of her. Put it all together and she’s hanging off some gay male model she met on the shoot.
The chick is 16.
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While that means I’d fuck her (google her pics), she prolly shouldn’t be on the main page.
…because dudes are gonna say shit like I just did.
Judging by picture Manuel looks to be a H-Mo and if that really is a Kartrashian then it won’t long til she gets the “fever” to follow in her sisters footsteps.
I approve of this HCwDB posting!
I don’t think that dude eats at Chick-fil-A anymore.
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Or at the Ham Dangler Inn.
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She is delightful.
Oh shit, Korean douchebag attack!
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Prepare the launch codes…
im still waiting for Kylie Jenner sex tape
She’s no Chamagne Katie.
Renob is my favorite chamagne.
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Haiku front pagers are now up. Damn you, Day Job! King Alcohol and I will kill you yet!!!
Manuel overbite says the fries will be done in 2 minutes.