Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Meg and Hipster Skeet both have landing strips
But, alas, I can only show you one on this family-oriented website.**
In keeping with the correctional-institutionalized-bag theme of today, Skeet is celebrating his release from a 60-day stint in County impersonating a Mr. Norville Rogers with intent to meddle. His great dane is still in the pound, though.
**However, feel free to tune in later for a very special HCwDB After Dark, jailbird edition. And by “very special” I mean “pear-laden”.
Long sleeve staggering midget is about to face plant into a table’s edge. This room’s SPINNIN’
This pic is full of symbolism. Let me break it down:
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Chicks who wear bustiers to dive bars = hungry for the dik; just not the one that brought her.
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Smoking with the same hand you are drinking = into water sports.
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Landing strip beard = wishing your mouth was a vagina and that it would get a good pounding.
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Chicks with phones in back pockets = know their asses don’t look so hot anyway.
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Metal chain attached to your wallet = your wallet has an unpaid parking ticket an no cash in it.
Urban rule # 1 chicks who wear bustiers first need bust.
Sweet Fuck! Horschak dead = no need to do on. Who’s next, Epstein, the fucking Jew (respect)?
@ Dude
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How about men that drink Corona? Worst swill on the planet. This from the same country that makes Dos Equis ….. pfft
Skeet there doubled his weight by picking up that beer and cigarette. Jeebus son, if she queefs you’re gonna wind up picking yourself up off the floor AND have a concussion. Anorexic, stupid, and drunk are no way to go through life son.
I thought Epstein was dead already.
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Hold on.
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Yep. He dead. Travolta must be tying up the loose ends.
@ Vin
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I’d agree with you if it weren’t for Red Stripe. I’ve used that shit to peel the paint off of cars. Literally. Not kidding at all.
Mmmmmm…. beeeer…
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This is the good shit in my neighborhood:
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Dale Bros. Brewery
Both people in this picture are twats!
In it’s defense Corona is good for extinguishing cigarettes but that’s about it.
@Dude
“Chicks with phones in back pockets = know their asses don’t look so hot anyway.” I think that her pack of Marlboro’s, same difference though.
I don’t think we get that in the ‘hood. I was able to locate some Firestone Pale 31. Good stuff.
Here’s the hops from just outside of Bongmont:
http://www.oskarblues.com/the-brews/dales-pale-ale
Enjoy.
Never fear for Vinnie Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-barino…..Xenu (the real one – “cough”) will bail him out before Death claims him.
I yearn for chicks who can both spell bustier and wear it well.
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Yes, teetering Smallmann sighting confirmed.
@Vin, have to agree. Corona = queer beer. If you are looking for a 3rd world beer to swig while you swelter in some jungle waiting for Marxist guerrillas to light your wick for a flame thrower, I’d opt for Tiger or San Miguel, Son.
You can decide the way all such things should be decided, by ogling the beer girls.
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http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Mfp94ui8A98/TdqwFUBDEuI/AAAAAAAAGIQ/xe5N_UIBs8k/s1600/sam%2Bpinto%2BSMB3.jpg
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http://beerbeer.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/tiger-crystal-launch-04.jpg
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No, I don’t condone the light beer. I’m just too lazy to link another picture.
By now I was expecting to see half the pictures with obnoxius instagram filters, especially for the hipsterbag category
instead it looks like, visually speaking, most pictures look very much like they come from 2008 or so
Looks like Piper needs Phoebe and Paige before she can smoke this runtish sperm demon.
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Charmers.
This guy has a very complex haircut.
Nice foot note Sock,,,
Little shit with a new t-shirt.