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Friday, August 17, 2012
Friday Thoughts and Links – Special Double (Bubble) Issue
Welcome to Friday Thoughts & Links; come on in!
DB1 shall return Monday fully recharged. And by “recharged” I mean “hungover and dehydrated”. In the meantime…Look what I found in Plinky’s Mom’s couch cushions! Some loose change, some loose women, some loose stool…
Actually, I guess it’s pretty crass of me to mock the mother of one of the former regulars in the comments section, especially after her tragic demise. She should not be remembered for eating entire canned hams; rather, she should be admired for her invention of the modern electric toothbrush. Not all of her inventions proved to be so popular, though.
But enough about Plinky’s Mom. Here’s yer links:
In this sea of bimbos and himbos it’s easy to forget the one reason why DB1 began this site. Well, that and this other reason.
Why my name, DarkSock, is not plural…
Finally, for those women whose go-to pose is extreme duckface, there’s finally a line of footwear designed just for you.
Insert your own gaping starfish joke here.
Space/time continuum and the two sexes… Although, to be fair, sometimes it’s okay for the ladies to take their time getting ready… In fact, take all the time you need, Dear. <–For the record, I really like that particular pear.
Why did the Chicken Legs cross the gym?
But you are not here to see some top-heavy ape gimble around on pool-cue legs. No, you are here for some Stone Cold Pear. Luscious, round ass pear. To whence…enjoy!
She’s a Brick House, Mighty Mighty Pear
Wow, That Girl Must Really Love Chicken Pear
Expensive (and Only) First Date Pear
Yellow-Is-The-New-Boner LaPlante
Double Bubble Girls for Hall o’ Hott?
Well, that should test the theory that “Nothing exceeds like excess”.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll just Ride Off Into The Sunset Pear…
Friday, August 17, 2012Friday Haiku
The Mullet Hawk cries
“Cree! Cree! Girlie Drinks? Mmmm-Mmm!
Both will get roofied.
Thursday, August 16, 2012Please Give to the Wedge-Shaped Vertabrae Victims Fund
Because it’s not easy to go through life seeing the world like it’s the super-villain’s Lair from Adam West era Batman.
Send all donations, in the form of balled-up $20 bills, to O.D.’s Liquor Store in Biloxi, MS, c/o Dark Sock, esq.
Thursday, August 16, 2012Identify that Tatt…
Let’s keep the interactive vibe going today with a new game…Name That Tatt! Sunken Chester and Quartasian Cutie Kate say “Shhhh….no shouting out answers!”
I’ll go first…
“WEALTHLESS”?
Oh…almost forgot: Gratuitous Pear.
Thursday, August 16, 2012Caption This…
Katie keeps it in!
Wednesday, August 15, 2012Where is Lars Largeman?
Somewhere on this love boat, amidst the supple curves and stinky tatts, there is a semi-concealed and very pleased Mr. Lars Largeman.
Can you find him?
Wednesday, August 15, 2012Corporal Punishment and his spandex division
Something tells me that in this case, the rod will be spared. And Sheena will not be spoiled.
By the way, Sheena, not to take anything away from your glorious black spandex, but this is how it’s done.
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
The ayxhole
Ayxhole is from France.
He drives a ’93 Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable, which is a personal conveyance named after its inventor, an assassinated ruler, a character from Greco-Roman myth and a small furry mammal.
He consumes mass quantities of chicken embryos, shredded swine flesh and Goose.
Tuesday, August 14, 2012HCwDB After Dark – Felonious Donk Edition
Hall of Scrote founding member, and current jailbird, Donkey Douche, makes an appearance tonight via this rerun to
1.) Assert himself as THE dominant scofflaw for today’s felonic theme since he was busted by SuperGirl, and
2.) As a crass excuse for DarkSock to post More. Gratuitous. Pear.
Tuesday, August 14, 2012Meg and Hipster Skeet both have landing strips
But, alas, I can only show you one on this family-oriented website.**
In keeping with the correctional-institutionalized-bag theme of today, Skeet is celebrating his release from a 60-day stint in County impersonating a Mr. Norville Rogers with intent to meddle. His great dane is still in the pound, though.
**However, feel free to tune in later for a very special HCwDB After Dark, jailbird edition. And by “very special” I mean “pear-laden”.
