Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Richy McShuckhole and Debutante Carolyn Spell "EMU"
Later, they’ll use their tongues to spell “LL”.
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That Kenneth Brannagh sure can pull some tail,
Liz Hurley still slummin’ the clubs off of her residuals from ‘Bedazzled’.
St. Louis made Mutton is pretty tasty, but it is no porch beef.
Caroline has lost her enthusiasm for life since her Tamagotchi died. Now it’s just a meaningless string of unprotected BDSM orgies because the physical pain makes her forget her emotional pain for a few precious minutes.
Richy still hasn’t perfected the shocker… and there are a lot of sore belly buttons and urethras out here because of it.
Maybe her tattoo artist fell asleep with the needle still on?
I realize that this question has been asked numerous times but I’ll ask it again. What could possibly possess, what appear to be educated, affluent people (albiet douche / bleeth) in their early 30’s to transform into hand gesturing kissyface retards when a camera is pointed at them ?
Debutante Carolyn reminds me of entitled, naughty New England prep schools girls who wound up at Tufts or Emerson with too much of daddy’s money, a penchant for blow and a kick ass condo in the Back Bay within walking distance of Newbury St. I’ve seen her type before and I for one approve and by approve I mean I’d let her use me to piss off her sheltered well heeled folks back in Darien, CT.
I’ll take that question, Magnum Douche P.I. In this case I wouldn’t say Caroline looks like a retard. She looks like she’s got some daddy issues and is playing down in the minor leagues in order to find the type of acceptance she didn’t get growing up. Richy on the other hand is trying his best to look hip and like he belongs with such a high-end hottie… and failing. Dudes always end up looking like schmucks when they paddle out over their heads without knowing how to swim.
D.M.C. : I’ll accept that analysis. I think they are both drowning in the pool of life.
@ Dude Mack,
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Except she isn’t that high-end and Schmeckle here is one hand gesture and one kissy face away fom a not-a-douche.
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I’ll agree he’s in over his head, but it’s not from this babe, it’s from trying to find his reason for being on this big spherical orb that’s trying to spin us the fuck off of it and it’s nasty way of creating oceans of followers.
Isn’t that that Kristen whatewverthefucckhernameisbitch from those sparkly vampire movies and that turd-dingler who she cheated on with Robert Faggitson? Why do I even know this shit? Oh yeah, ’cause Will Ferrel made me laugh about it.
It looks like they’re trying to learn Chinese by watching a panda fucck a football. And it sure ain’t pretty.
She’s hanging Mutton Curtains in her panties…
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I cumed on a broad who looked like this one here.
@Vin, notta douche??? I’d say it ain’t even close. Being business all day then trying to go all Jersey Shore at night doesn’t make you almost a notta… it makes you a poseur-douche.
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Caroline looks OK to me. I’d Damier her Vuitton.
She also looks like a broad I banged who had this big sloppy twat. It was like putting my schwantz through an open window. Ya mean?
LL? As in welsh.
This is from the yearly gala ball the National Tourettes Foundation throws these two got all excited with the flash bulbs popping and went wild with tics.
Are you sure they’re not having spasms and need a doctor?
They may appear to be educated,but don’t be fooled.
“The annual meeting for victims of vagina dentata is now called to order…”
Young Jerry Springer demonstrates the proper hand position for gouging out the eyes of the “Bitch Who Stole Her Man,” but his trainee doesn’t quite seem to get it.
Incidentally Jerry is now doing local car ads in my hometown, which I, at least, find amazing.
Car dealership ads. Let’s get that clarified.