Wednesday, August 29, 2012
What Happens to the Hot Chick at an Overcrowded Music Festival
She gets surrounded and prodded by overzealous Bennington undergrads.
Ubiquitous Red Cup angrily, but without breaking zen state, does not approve.
That’s the Mayan Eye girl with Jack The Lipper.
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Look at the tire track tattoo!!!
And the piercing just under the lip. Zoom required.
We’re seeing way more of Jack the Lipper than we’d like.
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Contrary to popular belief, her tire tracks do not reach her mons but she looks smoking in a bikini.
Notice how fuckface on the left was just passing by in the first photo, then jumped right in to the second one.
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“Sheeeit, I’m as douchey as these douches, I’ll just sidle up in here”
Fuckface on the left wears his trunks a bit low, methinks; the first photo hints at crack of ass; not good.
Fuckface on the left has the first two paragraphs of “The Hunger Games” tatted on his ribs because he thinks chicks dig it
Does anyone else besides me scan the background of these group shots looking for possible “Largemans”?
sadly, her cooter becomes a sandbox in the 3rd reel
@Vin
As presenter of the J.L. award it is my duty to always look for potential “Largemans” so yes to your question. While there is no “Largeman” sighting in this pic I do notice a nice exposed, supple ass cheek in background to the right.
Holy Jebus fucck! Jack the Lipper scores an astonishing -9,999,999 on the astronomical magnitude scale. Fuccen Moby Dick looks like a brothabag compared to how white this white boy is.
Did Pouty Michaela just grow seven more lip herps between this pic and the last? Look under her bottom lip. Go ahead… Blow it up… It’s either that or she’s a dude (tryin’ the tiney herpstache?). Will go with the former and not the latter. I guess the ocean off the Outer Banks or Nags Head must be pretty nasty.
fuckface on the left needs to put on a shirt–the rule is: if your gut sticks out farther than your dick, you wear a fucking shirt. nobody wants to read the first two paragraphs of the Hunger Games anyway.
Largetwat sighting in black ‘kini. mmm
If her bikini shorts were any lower we would see her Mons Labia. She is all sorts of skinny short spinner skank, but you probly gotta spend a bit of money for the Bud Lights and Jagerbombs before she lets you rape her legimitately.
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Christies
Fuckface on the left has to keep explaining why he has the body of a bloated EthIopian child.
And she is dirty hott. Renob alert.
Girls like this one here let you go ass easier than snatch. Trusts me. Na mean?
Finally I can think of a good use for those cameras that stamp the location of a photograph with precise geographic coordinates. Imagine how easy it would be to call in a napalm strike on that beach if you had that information.
Jack the Lipper is like a mullet, but with an extra douchey twist: “Hipster serious at the club, party at the beach.”
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That, my fellow hatters, marks Lipper as the next Weekly winner and a choad with eyes on bigger prizes. But can he sustain his Bucky-like mad game and crazy skillz?
With all due, respect, Wheezer, Bucky kills the Lipper.
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Chuck Norris vs Hitler magnitude destruction.
Largemons sighting. Blackini gets my vote for something.
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She’s a Cat 3 Her-icane. I’ll batten down her hatches.
The asshole tent is only 10 feet behind you.
Jake the Lipper looks way better with his shirt on than with it off. And he doesn’t look good with his shirt on.