Sunday, September 16, 2012
Can They Jam Their Privates in Your Privates?
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I’m not gonna watch.
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I know! Let’s get Mikey! He’ll watch anything!
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Somebody lemme know. I’m *not* going first.
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ps Thanks Chief for giving your twin wigga man-crush a rest on this ersatz Sabbath day.
I got to 48 seconds and bailed. It hurt too much.
These Jews (respect) ain’t no threat to Andy Samberg. Bad effort though, F+
I only made it to the 42 second point when I felt a gurgling sensation in my bowels. I knew at that point there were only 2 things to do, keep watching and potentially shart myself or grab the sports section and take care of business. Thank goodness for Lysol® air freshener.
can I jam steak knives into my eyes and ears to end the torture. that really sucked.
@Et Tu
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Wager on last thread.
@Rev
Yes, let’s wager but it’ll have to 4 O’clock games.
Steelers v Jets?
@Et Tu
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Jets for the win?
Andrew Luck’s neckbeard is awesome.
38 sec and The Dude couldn’t take any more. Because the sound was on.
Andrew Luck’s neckbeard smells like herbal essence conditioner.
Andrew Luck’s neckbeard is actually a small clinging chinchilla.
Andrew Luck’s neckbeard can be used to clean baked on barbecue sauce.
Andrew Luck’s neckbeard is soft and fluffy like the fur of an Easter bunny.
Andrew Luck’s neckbeard sheds water like a www ll era tent.
@Rev
Ok, you got the Jets I got the Stillers. Straight up no spread? and if there is a spread hopefully it’s some drunken hott and her holy white triangle.
OK. $20 CDN floating around $1.02 USD for the Jets. I heard Eva Longoria lets Sanchez and Tebow DP her two days before away games. Son.
@Rev
It’s a bet.
I would have rather watched 3 minutes and 28 seconds of Andrew Luck combing his neckbeard. I’m gonna go jam my privates in my eye now.
I watched the whole thing (because of the brunette).
I didn’t pay attention to the time stamp I just bailed after they started trying to sing, that was some top notch synthesizer work… can you jam your privates in a meat grinder so you prevent any further soiling of the gene pool?
I couldn’t even get past the 30 second mark. That was like eating glass.
Someone tie these idiots down in front of a freight train, at least they’ll serve a worthy purpose by greasing the the undercarriage…..
nothing funny there…just plain bad! these folks are a drain on the economy & culture
Andrew Luck’s neck beard looks like Plinky’s mother’s unshorn cooter, but smaller….much smaller
^ and with far fewer body crabs………….i hope
I don’t know who or what Andrew Luck’s neckbeard is but it sounds like it’s riddled with Orb Spiders, that and I is $20 CDN richer after dem Stillers took care of their busyness today.
Idiocy. Chick in video is hot, check out her Facebook.
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However, one of the many talented musicians I have had the priveledge of songwriting with once told me to indeed write what you know just like these tools have but remember that your mother may one day hear your song(s).
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I hope their mothers are proud
Close tags much?
I don’t get it.
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Oh and Vin. Nice find. Women like this are argument for return to second class status.
haha! That is something else.. You people are fucking morons, this is clearly a joke