Friday, September 21, 2012
Friday Haiku
The Second Coming?
No; Charles Manson finally won
His bid for parole.
Quartasian Mia
sees face of God; it’s after
this guy strangles her
— Morbo
Dressing like Jesus
Scores even more under age
tang than Mall Santa.
— The Casual Teabagger
Why does Jesus smell
Like he’s been sleeping in a
Dumpster for a year?
— Capt. James T. Douche
Some Excellent Mocks
My friends! Enjoy them right now.
We will burn tonight.
— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
Jesus is a Douche
Panhandling with Mary
God, the Father, weeps
Finally we know
Where Catholic girls go
Paid-to-pose Christ, bro
Even Jesus will not
forgive damn smelly hippies
befouling the Earth
Quartasian Mia
sees face of God; it’s after
this guy strangles her
Aww, Jeebus why the
Long face? Don’t tell me
Your wife won’t put out
Creepy, Smelly, Old
Schizo Jesusbag wants to
Grab your girls hooters.
Give man a fish, he’ll
eat for day; teach him to fish,
he’ll still smell like pee
Post-fingerbanging
Smelling the hand of Jesus
Brings you close to God
Jesus begs for cash
To buy Keiko a cosmo
Get on the cross, you.
Haiku in absence,
Darksock less reliable
than Kardashians.
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– management
Jesusbag performed
The miracle of turning
Water into Axe.
Jesusbag has been
Blessing monkey holes all day
Awaiting Rev. Chad.
Somewhere there is a
Sex offender watchlist with
His picture on it.
Jesus was a Jew
So the Semetic hottie
Would make Mom happy
Manson was let out!?
No. Just guy who sleeps in box,
eats area pets
Cute Penelope
Stands scared with the cult leader
asks, Why the long face?
This guy’s beard smells like
Wet dog and Holy Water
With a hint of Poon
The year 2012
Jesus gets his tips frosted
Picks up Bleeths on street
I didn’t know that
The son of God liked bath
Salts and opiates?
Ok, so I’m back.
Now, I’ll turn this Hott into
two fish, and five loaves.
Is the open palm
asking for much needed peace
or a donation?
What would Jesus do
If he met this bleeth clubbing?
He’d bang her, I says
That’s shroud of Turin?
Or it’s Turd of Hoboken?
Pay 5 bucks to know.
The Jesus returns.
Transforms Grieco to this Hott.
A new doucheadox.
Dressing like Jesus
Scores even more under age
tang than Mall Santa.
Bag hand gesture 12
The “Jesus has no money,
Can you spare a dime?”
Just say no if he
Offers you his Communion
Wafer and body
Nazareth douches.
Usually wearing crown of thorns
at 10 degree tilt
Jesus is bummed since
Hot cried out his Dad’s name when
they were having sex.
The 12 Apostles
Are trolling for skank at
Galilee seashore.
Jesus back to save
the hotts from douchebags. This site
gave him the idea.
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Jesus now on the same level as Denis Leary.
I’m going to pray
Jesus Christ will you please send
All Herpsters to hell!!
though I walk through the
valley of the shadow of
death I fear Douche Bags
Why does Jesus smell
Like he’s been sleeping in a
Dumpster for a year?
Wonder how much Him
Bling Jesus wears beneath his
white Ed Hardy robes.
Will Jeebus take nail?
Before he climbs up phone pole?
Or is it all show?
Jesus back to beg
followers to stop getting
Tatts in his likeness.
Mary declares Christ
has Risen. Jesus declares
No jizz on my hand
Jesus needs a $hand$
In a few hours he’ll be “sick”
With the withdrawals
It took an act of
Christ to get DB1 to
run his own Haiku.
Just imagine if
Dude is the True Savior
My Ticket to Hell
Some Excellent Mocks
My friends! Enjoy them right now.
We will burn tonight.
You said it man no-
Body fucks with the Jesus!
Fuck, we all are doomed!!!!
When I am logged in
I can see all of my posts
but not when logged out
Jeebus: “Look, No Hole”
Then tells his buddies later,
“SHE’S the one got Nailed!
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Gonna be really REALLY Hot tonight…
The Jesus returns
Transforms Grieco to this Hott.
A new doucheadox.
What up, girl. Check out
My two awesome hand piercings
And I’ll save your soul
Also, I’m pretty sure this is at the last concert cafe in Houston, TX. Where both succulent latina hotts and bearded ‘bags abound.
Missed today’s haiku.
Bummer. A lot to mock here.
Job gets in the way.
Came for Holy Communion
Met Chris Robinson
They Rocked the House
What Would I Do? This
guy asks. Never shower on
day that ends in “y”.
Best pick up line is
Do you have a little Christ
in you? No? Want some?
Son of God gots mad
game. Named penis “Forgiveness”
Now chicks beg for it.
No Rev Chad today ?
Bet he knows better than to
mock our dear savior
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That or he’s still sleeping
Jesus was my co-
pilot until he spilled wine
in my brand new car.
Old bags can not do
Haiku since they put the dildo
in their monkey hole.
I can’t mock Jesus
Since the gyoscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
Jebus sucks monkey
dick and plays with his poo balls
it makes her happy.
Jebus Henson wants
to stick his hand up Muppet
Hott’s bottom. Me, too.
The spam filter halts,
All Tebus desecration,
Sorry for delay.
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– management
She told Dead Sea Scrotes,
“Take me to your leader.” King:
“You’ve done My work, sons.”
Autoerotic
asphyxiation can’t stop
Tebus Carradine.
[Autoerotic
asphyxiation can’t stop
Tebus Carradine.]
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Well, for three days, yes.
“He is Risen” now takes on a
disturbing new twist.
“now takes on*…..“^^
I’m heading for Hell
in a handbasket, but I
have a window seat.