Wednesday, September 12, 2012
Guyliner Graham Grabs Goth Gayle
Together, they make guacamole.
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Christina Ricci in a fake beard for her upcoming bio-pic role starring as Jim Rome in “Decca Yeah”
I gotta get some strange soon. The chicks are all making me horny today and I don’t think they’re supposed to. Fuck I forgot to drink today too. I think the planets are aligning or some fucking shit. Cymbalta sure evens you out whilst helping with the pain. Am I right Dr. Bunsen?
This pairing has the monthly written all over it.
She looks familiar. She’s either a porn gal who’s name I can’t recall or a Repeat-o-Bleeth
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He looks familiar , too. He reminds me of the possum my dog cornered last weekend prior to it shitting itself then taking a giant, life saving leap over the fence and gone
gAYle UseS HeR pHonE FoR ThEiR pIC. Gg GoT NO SeRviCe ‘CaUSe hIS BILl aIn’t PaID.
Subaru Outback stationwagons are so totally goth and badass. I know my dogs morph into some super-tough hounds from hell when I pop the hatch and they jump in. I even had a cop pull me over one day because he said he was getting calls over his radio about how my dogs were intimidating other motorists by hanging their heads out the window and showing off their dog-liner. I knew there was a reason I bough that car…
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@ Rev Chad
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Yeah, that shit evens you out alright. I went from a raving lunatic to just a lunatic. Worked like a charm.
When I stare into his eyes I see mountains of poo.
What a colossal twatwaffle
Maybe he’s born with it…maybe its Gaybeline.
T’was a twerp that wore lady’s cosmetics
His friends blamed it on poor gentetics
His father sniffed glue
His mom donkey goo
He’s ceaselessly melodramatic
T’was a douche who’s hair was retracting
Deemed eyeliner’d be a distraction
She thinks he’s a tool
Won’t touch his gabagool
Just Nancy Boys all he’s attracting
Goth Gayles nose has to have seen some good action when she wasn’t swallowing if not it has a ton of potential. Is that wrong?
That’s funny teabagger.
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS9uWxkSam-VDXyGJQvWfCiSHC3aMuIzwj09UdgypIr6efrvFb2iQ
Reverend Chad on drums and drugs.
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Ya see the schnoz on that chick? Looks like the ski-jump ramp on ABC’s wide world of sports……
If she could just get that lengthened to something under a mile, she’d be a cutey.
Sorry, I meant ‘shortened.’
Someone shoot me in the face for being so stupid….
All these mangy pairing the last few days are making me lust after the young hotts less and less.
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It’s like A Clockwork Orange aversion therapy, I’m afraid.
The…..ahem….’guy’ in the foto……………
Anyone ever seen runoff from a street grate system? Ya know how at that runoff point, there’s this vivid green algae stuff growing in a scummy stringy pattern?
Yeah.
This ‘guy’ is Less than that.
Shoot them when you see the whites of their eyes.
Looks like a fuccen owl…
Radical Islamists in a walkover…
All douchebags sporting that serious gaze, please move to the front of the lone for mocking.
Line not lone
This coon eyed fruit basket just got chocolate teabagged in the back of what appears to be an AMC Gremlins hatch in the background. You sir are what we in the business of bag hunting refer to as a sick MoFo!!!
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http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=Chocolate%20Teabag
^Sounds decadent. The perfect Valentine’s gift for that special someone.
Goth Gayle’s schnozz could be three miles long, I’d send some baby snow down that mogul.
More like GAAAAAHliner.
Brah!Liner
Dude looks like a fucking furbie.
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.buzzpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/furby.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.buzzpatrol.com/2012-furby-reboot/&h=262&w=350&sz=15&tbnid=hPzg4es1nC4SBM:&tbnh=96&tbnw=128&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dfurby%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=furby&usg=__utPn1qL1XGiI-gZzWHIGd5h7ih0=&docid=MIZ_Sr0KYMaTAM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=7yJSUOmqAqLCyQGC5YG4Bg&ved=0CGsQ9QEwCA&dur=837
Takes green eyes to make guacamole, Boss.
Perhaps bluepoo is more appropos.