Tuesday, September 4, 2012
Wall Street Kenneth Discovers the Fruits of his Labor
It’s a wonderful journey from swapping derivatives to a night out with Office Stacy, and Kenneth plans to make the best of his Grapefruit Sour.
Kenneth may be a traditional nottadouche, but sensing something about smug Wall Street entitlement, and the boob stare, I’mma go with a stage-1 ‘tag.
Speaking of boob stare, HCwDB’s legendary attention whore and confused hottie Champagne Katie has turned insecurity and daddy issues into a terrible decision, apparently ruining perfection by getting an out-of-focus boob job. A Jacobean tragedy for our times.
He’s making the “HOLY SHIT those are great fuccen boobs”- face? Really?? Like he just noticed them? So before he was talking to her about how atheists and agnostics really are different and then all of the sudden, outta nowhere, BAM! she just developed breasticles. I sure hope she has mace in that bag and it’s aimed right at his face.
Hold on, on second thought maybe that’s his “I’m cured of my chronic impotence because they’re so huge my shriveled, useless cocck is gravitationally attracted to them”-face.
Then again, maybe he’s trying out her cleavage echo.
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Booooooooooobs!
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@Dr.BHD
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Awww what the hell Katie
Champagne Katie’s bewb jawb is just fine with me. I respect cleavage that defies gravity and permanently points to magnetic north.
Wow, she looks slobbericious in that out of focus pic. I’d let the neighbor’s dog pump my bunghole just to be within 100 yards of stupid Katie.
Champagne Katie tsk tsk tsk…
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Paradise Lost
Pro bewb yodeling is not an olympic sport, but it should be.
All Champagne Katie’s managed to do is ramp up the possibility that more shallow , moronic, mouth breathing, mono-syllabic DOUCHEBAGs are going to approach her , burrowing in on them’s plastic beacons tickling their all ready out-of-kilter libidos.
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This may be punishment enough but let’s continue to deny her entrance in the Hall of Hott for the sole reason that she bugs
I’ve recently developed an insatiable craving for the fragrant, cheese-like substance that is often found in the moist area just under the heaving breasts of morbidly obese women.
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I also enjoy a good chardonay and October sunsets.
Oh no. My faith in alpacas is destroyed. How could she ruin that perfect little attention whore body with bolt ons? Marsupials beware, I may just go on an opossum stomping rampage from the despair!
If those things get pushed up any higher, they’ll be on aeronautical charts.
I think I like C. Katie even more.
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Cuz now, when I’m rough fuckin’ the hell out of her, I won’t feel bad about uppin the abuse.
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If you know what I mean.
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And most of you deviants do.
Edard Kenndy was bu finnest man Yankee America produthed. In tha New Thouth ve have mad the wa cus dooodoo Martin Loofak Kang for Prethden. Thankl you vert muth and Goob Blrth Amerca. Bloo bla vlooo vabboo the Champoagne Catty Boobths.
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Whereth me teef.
Roughly 25 comments per post. This site has fallen. hows that show of yours. ahahah
Champagne Katie …. don’t call me. Damn you to hell duPont silicone company.
Well, let’s see if this hott raises our spirits after the Katie boob job…..
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Panel? (Of course, if you don’t have Facebook…..)
Gee Wally, that crummy Eddie Haskell can sure pull some fuccen tail!
Katie went from pert and perky to suddenly swole. It’s like someone decided to spiff up the Venus de Milo by giving it a chinchilla fur merkin and a prolapsed anus.
Is there any chance CK is photoshopped?
That’s not boob stare, that’s, “huh, I don’t remember you having a pooch belly… Oh shit!” Drink up Kenneth, and pray that you look slow and delicious when the zombie apocalypse arrives.
eww, Champain Katie with giant fakes
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Paradise Tossed
champagne katie just became millertime kat
CK’s real boobs are giving the Mayan Eye of “GEt mE tHE fucc outta here!!”
Wheezer’s ‘Gee Wally…fuccen tail’ FTW!
CK’s got bowling bobs. I’ve got her gutter balls
I regret to inform you that this site has been cashed. No shake, no stems, in other words done.
Here boobs sing in Gangnam style.
@ Anon – congrats on not having a clue. g’bye!
Nah, just the ol’ contact lens trick, but in his case, it’s real, he just cannot believe his luck.
Champagne Katie is fading, fading into the netherworld where she has a spook date with Champagne Tony Lema. She’ll be back. You can bet yer ouija board on it.
Damn, where’s Portland OR’s finest when I need him?
We’re up to our ass in dead 30 pound rats down here…20,000 dead and bloated nutria washed in from the Louisiana wetlands…thanks, Isaac…
If you can grind them up before they rot, they make pretty savory porch beef.
@ anon
Stacky, is that you? How ya doin’? Still gonna become the next situation?
No?
Ah, that sucks, Stacky. Have you still got those replica wrastlin’ belts on your wall? That’s something, right? Gotta show the jumpoffs you still haven’t matured past 12 yet, right?
I wonder how jasonstackhouse.com is doing? Pulling in the commentators like he pulls in the vag I suppose. And he’s gotta have more Twitter followers than than my comic book nerd friend with a pod cast has, which is a paltry 1,160. Right?
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Well, one can’t expect much from a guy that named himself after a fictional character in a book series for preteen girls about vampires and fairies and lists “Douchebag of the Year 2010” as his primary attribute worth advertising.
‘Sock, those rats look mighty and edible. mmm hmmm! I know where I’m going for Skanksgiving dinner!
I hope Rev Chad has an alibi.
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http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/09/05/canada-quebec-marois-idUSL2E8K51OL20120905
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Separatists or in the case of CK, Separatits
Katie! Why???
The Boss tags my joke. I’m honored. Thanks Boss!
Barry Bonds’ backne would be bigger looking than his flaccid pecker trying to tit fucck her.
Did Champagne Katie also pick up a baby bump to go with the fake bewbs?
Lovely CK got that boob job because she wasn’t getting enough attention. If only we had paid more attention.
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I R A Darth Aggie said…
Did Champagne Katie also pick up a baby bump to go with the fake bewbs?]
Maybe it’s a free spare.
Anon = Doc?
So,you JUST noticed those tiny squeezed pimple little boobs into a black dress? What a photo set up,original idea.