Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Happy Halloween!!

Happy Halloween from all of us here at HCwDB.

And by all of us I mean me (with the occasional ‘Sock and BvG week).

Benzino Mocks you with Mongor Like Stare

Chloe’s belly pooch is made more charming by her shy insecurities over her nose. Rachel parties hard, man. She parties hard.

One Word Tuesday

Patchouli.

Guy Who Ruins Pics of Hot Chicks Making Out Guy

Don’t be that guy.

Benzino the Benzbag Greases Soho Sophia

Benzino is a creepy hemorrhoidal taint that has been infecting hotts on the site in various forms for many a moon. Benzino made his inglorious debut back in March in The Unholy Pear Fondle.

Now factor in this greasing of Soho Sophia and it is a bridge too far. This aggression will not stand, man.

For the Benzino is quite the curious douchal legend in the making. Witness the taint-by-association with various other douchal legends:

Benzino with Peter Pumpin’head

Benzino with Riff Raff

Benzino with The King and Various Vegas Woo Hotts

Yowza. That’s a serious douche run. And with plenty of hott chicks to warrant full HCwDB mock.

Is Benzino a late contender for the Yearly?

Roboschwing Locate Boobies

Intruder alert, says the bouncing boobface.

This atrocity calls for some retro arcade pear counterbalance for sanity to remain.

There Will Be Flood

Kinda hard to wake up for a day of douche mock after Travis Bickle’s flood finally came. My thoughts are with my long-time former neighborhood, The East Village.

While Avenue A definitely needed a cleansing after years of Summer Camp for the Disenfranchised ™, this was probably not the best methodology.

Douche mock to continue shortly. But let this post stand with all those digging out this morning.

D.J. Zack McDickwad is Why We Fight On

As long as D.J. Zack McDickwad still exits, rubbing the fertile thighs of slutty hott party woos, then we fight on.

If not for the kids, then for the suckle poke.

Kids and suckle poke should probably not be in the same sentence, even if the verbal transitory clause makes it clear that two distinct conceptual allusions are being used purely as contrasting referents.

Jenny from the Boat Upgrades to Coors

Just like Jenny from the Boat upgraded her latest herp partner from Billy (not pictured) to Marty McJesusneck.

Do not ask about Billy.

No one asks about Billy.

Not since the linguini incident.

Gang of Schlongwanks and Angie approve of Baron Von Goolo's job hosting HCwDB Last Week

Gang of Schlongwanks and Angie also approve of fluffernutter milkshakes.

And no, fluffernutter milkshakes is not a euphemism for collective coitus in a dirty bathroom stall in the Burger King off I-73.

They actually sell them.

At McDowell’s.

Ask for Akeem.