Wednesday, October 10, 2012
A black guy, a guy with a giant chin, a herpster, and a tiny hot chick walk into a bar…
The bartender says, “Hey, why the black guy, giant chin, herpster and hot chick?”
Wait, I told that wrong.
I was just never that good at telling jokes even though I tried. In grade school, they used to call me, “the guy who was never that good at telling jokes even though he tried.”
Which I thought was a little too on-point to really qualify as a nickname.
John Largechin is clearly not amused.
John Largechin works for the city public works department. He rides in the back of the cement truck and grades new curbing.
Meanwhile, Stage-1 brothabag and Mario Pooigi wish Contessa would join them for a threesome.
Why do I think this is how Tiny Hott showed up in this picture? (Assuming Al is Chin Mountain)
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Chris Schlock, Splay Leno, Jello H Macy and SprayBerry Oteri star in the “We Almost Look Like Famous People Comedy Review and Yuckfest”
ahhh fuck. This one sucks, but here goes:
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Hey Largeman! Jay Leno called. He wants his chin back.
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“this guy has more Chin than a factory in China” – Weird Al Y.
He’s like the human incarnation of Stan Smith from American Dad.
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But with attitude.
“Snidely Douchelash, Grape Ape, George of the Jungle and Penelope Bleethstop walk into a Hanna Barbera cartoon…..”
Jon Favereau made a bad move with the chin implant.
“is it mongoloid in here, or is just the guy with the huge fuccen chin?”
That Leno-guy is a Transformer. He’ll change into a SoapBox Derby car, and that huge freakin’ chin is the rear of the vehicle.
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It’s aero-dynamite!
Chingoloid
Michelin® enters the chin implant business
So does John Largeman asexually ereroduce? I’m assuming so because this looks like it hatched from some sort of pod that had been left behind a dumpster that the two on the ends were trying to throw the strip club’s trash into while she was giving away free blowies in the alley. Yeah, that’s a visual I want in my head.
^ ereroduce Goddamn dinosaur. REproduce you stoopid fuccen lizard, REporduce!
^ I give up!
Looks like the cast for a very disturbing “all holes filled” porn film.
They’re a 3-man snow removal service. The two bros on the ends each grab one of Largechin’s legs and let that blade of his do the work.
Did that dude try to eat a football?
That guy is probably pretty good and belCHINg in a besmirCHINg manner.
Maybe with his new selection of friends he’s branching out.
He probably has a pet chinchilla.
And volunteers to help troubled youth by coachin their soccer team.
The scene in this picture is pretty debauching on the other hand.
Maybe his chin got like that from overstretching.
Maybe he ate too much sea urchin.
Or playing too much pachinko.
But really, it looks like he got it caught in some sort of machine.
But really, it looks like an overripe zucchini.
Goddamn that’s a large chin. I mean if your chin is bigger than your skull you gotta take away your sister’s boob implant money and use it to smash that thing. Maybe use the leftover chin for a BMX ramp or something.
The dude with the giant chin? he is the Goon Squad.
Something tells me that girl would be broken in half, literally, by these lunkheads trying to couple with her.
A black guy, a guy with a giant chin, a herpster, and a tiny hot chick walk into a bar…
Bartender says, “Get the fuck out you traveling freak show.”
Is that Jim Carrey with a vaudeville mustache?
mmmmmm….spinners….
@ kush – no, it’s Dudley DoucheRight’s nemesis Snydely DripStache.
Backstage at the re-make of “Dick Tracy”.
When these things combine,the earth starts turning backwards.
Giant Chin Man (G.C.M) is a real life Picasso painting.