Wednesday, October 10, 2012

A black guy, a guy with a giant chin, a herpster, and a tiny hot chick walk into a bar…

The bartender says, “Hey, why the black guy, giant chin, herpster and hot chick?”

Wait, I told that wrong.

I was just never that good at telling jokes even though I tried. In grade school, they used to call me, “the guy who was never that good at telling jokes even though he tried.”

Which I thought was a little too on-point to really qualify as a nickname.

# posted by douchebag1
1:19 pm October, 10 Wheezer said...

John Largechin is clearly not amused.

1:22 pm October, 10 Wheezer said...

John Largechin works for the city public works department. He rides in the back of the cement truck and grades new curbing.

1:23 pm October, 10 Wheezer said...

Meanwhile, Stage-1 brothabag and Mario Pooigi wish Contessa would join them for a threesome.

1:28 pm October, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Why do I think this is how Tiny Hott showed up in this picture? (Assuming Al is Chin Mountain)

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2:24 pm October, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Chris Schlock, Splay Leno, Jello H Macy and SprayBerry Oteri star in the “We Almost Look Like Famous People Comedy Review and Yuckfest”

2:24 pm October, 10 jonezy said...

ahhh fuck. This one sucks, but here goes:

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Hey Largeman! Jay Leno called. He wants his chin back.

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2:25 pm October, 10 jonezy said...

“this guy has more Chin than a factory in China” – Weird Al Y.

2:27 pm October, 10 jonezy said...

He’s like the human incarnation of Stan Smith from American Dad.

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But with attitude.

2:31 pm October, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Snidely Douchelash, Grape Ape, George of the Jungle and Penelope Bleethstop walk into a Hanna Barbera cartoon…..”

2:33 pm October, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Jon Favereau made a bad move with the chin implant.

2:34 pm October, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“is it mongoloid in here, or is just the guy with the huge fuccen chin?”

2:36 pm October, 10 Douchble Helix said...

That Leno-guy is a Transformer. He’ll change into a SoapBox Derby car, and that huge freakin’ chin is the rear of the vehicle.

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It’s aero-dynamite!

2:51 pm October, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Chingoloid

2:53 pm October, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Michelin® enters the chin implant business

2:59 pm October, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

So does John Largeman asexually ereroduce? I’m assuming so because this looks like it hatched from some sort of pod that had been left behind a dumpster that the two on the ends were trying to throw the strip club’s trash into while she was giving away free blowies in the alley. Yeah, that’s a visual I want in my head.

3:00 pm October, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ ereroduce Goddamn dinosaur. REproduce you stoopid fuccen lizard, REporduce!

3:01 pm October, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ I give up!

3:16 pm October, 10 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Looks like the cast for a very disturbing “all holes filled” porn film.

3:26 pm October, 10 Wheezer said...

They’re a 3-man snow removal service. The two bros on the ends each grab one of Largechin’s legs and let that blade of his do the work.

4:01 pm October, 10 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Did that dude try to eat a football?

6:26 pm October, 10 Jacques Doucheteau said...

That guy is probably pretty good and belCHINg in a besmirCHINg manner.

6:27 pm October, 10 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Maybe with his new selection of friends he’s branching out.

6:28 pm October, 10 Jacques Doucheteau said...

He probably has a pet chinchilla.

6:30 pm October, 10 Jacques Doucheteau said...

And volunteers to help troubled youth by coachin their soccer team.

6:31 pm October, 10 Jacques Doucheteau said...

The scene in this picture is pretty debauching on the other hand.

6:32 pm October, 10 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Maybe his chin got like that from overstretching.

6:33 pm October, 10 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Maybe he ate too much sea urchin.

6:34 pm October, 10 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Or playing too much pachinko.

6:35 pm October, 10 Jacques Doucheteau said...

But really, it looks like he got it caught in some sort of machine.

6:38 pm October, 10 Jacques Doucheteau said...

But really, it looks like an overripe zucchini.

10:35 pm October, 10 Mr. Biggs said...

Goddamn that’s a large chin. I mean if your chin is bigger than your skull you gotta take away your sister’s boob implant money and use it to smash that thing. Maybe use the leftover chin for a BMX ramp or something.

7:17 am October, 11 I R A Darth Aggie said...

The dude with the giant chin? he is the Goon Squad.

7:17 am October, 11 Charles Smythe-Smythe-Smythe said...

Something tells me that girl would be broken in half, literally, by these lunkheads trying to couple with her.

7:31 am October, 11 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

A black guy, a guy with a giant chin, a herpster, and a tiny hot chick walk into a bar…

Bartender says, “Get the fuck out you traveling freak show.”

9:00 am October, 11 kush said...

Is that Jim Carrey with a vaudeville mustache?

10:24 am October, 11 DarkSock said...

mmmmmm….spinners….

10:25 am October, 11 DarkSock said...

@ kush – no, it’s Dudley DoucheRight’s nemesis Snydely DripStache.

1:01 pm October, 11 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Backstage at the re-make of “Dick Tracy”.

3:43 pm October, 11 Stephanie said...

When these things combine,the earth starts turning backwards.

6:55 pm October, 11 Steve said...

Giant Chin Man (G.C.M) is a real life Picasso painting.

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