Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

2:56 pm October, 8 Wheezer said...

Maybe this is why we left, but it still followed us.

3:14 pm October, 8 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

That Mr. Bean sure can pull some tail. And by tail I mean hilarious slapstick faces. He’s doing just below adequate in the chick department.

3:16 pm October, 8 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

I’m imagine the Croats are sleeping better at night knowing the site isn’t called “Uzi-Serbs”.

3:27 pm October, 8 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Worst Popeye impersonator ever.

5:16 pm October, 8 DarkSock said...

I’ve seen that face before….
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Ah. Yes.

5:43 pm October, 8 Morbo said...

Troubling as this looks, it’s nice to know that 15-year-old Sergei got a handy at the Belgrade High School freshman prom.

7:05 pm October, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“I hate it when my boyfriend jizzes in my eye.”

7:41 pm October, 8 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Interesting note: The age of consent in Serbia is 14.

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Which is wonderful, because I would daintily pummel this Balkan lass’s labial folds with my mouth slug for a solid hour before deftly inserting a few over-ripe cumquats and cherry tomatoes up her monkey hole, dice them carefully with my incisors, and then suck out the pubescent ceviche held therein with a shot of guaro and wedge of Australian finger lime.

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Damn I need some strange.

8:37 pm October, 8 Sofa King said...

Douche’s Diagnosis: Bell’s Palsy and Torticollis.

1:52 am October, 15 Jeff said...

That’s a lot of exertion just to wink. Imagine what he looks like when he blinks with both eyes at the same time.