Wednesday, October 10, 2012
Mongor Stares Into Camera
In honor of the passing of the great Alex Carras today at the age of 77, I hearby name this douchley pubewhack “Mongor.” I will not call him “Mongo,” for that name is reserved.
Southern Kelly clutches her iPhone nervously and titters.
Somehow I think that Robert J. Lefkowitz and Brian K. Kobilka (look them up bitches) are responsible for this douche’s lack of taste in quality alcohol. And with that expression on his face as well.
Answer: A veterinarian, a fifth of Jack Dniels, and a coat hanger.
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Question: What were the last three things Mongor’s mother remembers about “that night” 21 years ago.
^ Don’t questions end in these “?” Yeah, I thought so.
Titters?
He lives in a world of Short bus days and Chuck E Cheese nights and dreams of career center and bumper boat glory.
The long lost grandchild of “Sloth” from Goonies. Mongor says, “Goose Grey! Goose Grey! huhuh”
A chap with some Downs Syndrome eyes
Gets aroused when these two rub their thighs
He squirts in his pants
It’s a modern romance
Says “He banged her” to all of the guys
The tweet on her phone says “OMG! this twirp with the Goose won’t leave me alone until I take a photo w him”
When does he punch out a horse?
She’s hot. He looks like he’s missing something.
^ about 16 chromosome.
“Karras”. With a fucking “K”. Is this so hard, Lewis?
“Died of dementia and liver complications”. What a fucking pussy!
“Mongor just pwned in game of life.”
When did Carrottop cut his hair?
Mongor like man spackle.
He squirts in his pants
It’s a modern romance
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That’s standalone gold, never mind the limerick!
He looks like a pic from that tumblr site where they shrink people’s faces. But I don’t want to pick on his face and make him think we’re picking on silly biological features he can’t control. No, he looks like he joined the short bus out of sheer enthusiasm.
Meanwhile Southern Kelly is the reason America watches Honey Boo Boo
Imagine what the parents look like?
Dude,douche up all you can,but everyone knows you’re an escapee from some awful scientific experiment gone wrong.
There’s a little Steven Tyler in that face,sans hair,scarves,and girl’s clothing.
Vin Douchal. COMMENT OF THE MONTH.
This picture makes me think of the classic episode of the Twilight Zone where everyone had pig faces.