Monday, October 22, 2012
THE THONG FROM ANOTHER WORLD
Mongor confused.
Ass say “got ass?”.
Why ass say that? Ass know it ass.
Ass right there.
Ass not even hiding. Ass right THERE!
So much ass. RIGHT THERE!
Cliché tautological commercial parody hurt Mongor’s headplace.
Ass dumb.
Dumb ass.
got ass, got ass, asshat, got ass, got ass
I would bang every one of those lovely girls until I died from exhaustion. Good God, I love a wonderful ass, and there’s four of them. Granted, they are all clustered around a giant pile of shit, but I could deal with that.
Cro-magnon man lives! My god I’ve taken shits with a higher IQ than this cave troll!
That “man” sure visits a lot of quality tail.
Mongo almost…. I mean just barely perceptibly… smiles. Meaning either there are at least two synapses in there firing at one another like drunken outlaws, or the vodka and botox shooters he did last week are finally wearing off.
I hate to look a gift ass in the… err, you know what I mean, but that is some grade-B ass for sure. Mongor must not have had the 20 bucks to take a pic with the first stringers.
The one on the left still has the burns from the cattle prod.
I’m starting to think we should be nicer to Mongor. It isn’t his fault he looks that way: he’s merely a infiltration cyborg from the future, where SKYNET only had access to the most douchey websites from the mid-2000’s saved in its cache.
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Besides, none of the hotts are doing it for me. No, seriously, that isn’t their best photo. I’d have a blank stare, too. As the philosopher Friedrich ‘Douchebagger’ Nietzsche observed if you stare too long into the ASS, the ASS stares into you.
Got ass? Why sure, he’s kneeling down in the middle ( although he’s sure to be upgraded to donkey soon)
Mongo is clearly at the Roller Derby. Those asses are made for full-contact, not display.
Mongo isn’t lecherous enough. Usually douchebags are all pointing at boobs or holding open palms under ass pear or they offer salacious expressions
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This turd sandwich is either so full of himself he thinks he’s the focus of these shots or he’s a dullard. Dullard, I says
The Got Milk ? people are gonna be upset
Mongor is a walking, non-smiling meme of himself. That is some terrifying young muscle pear. And by terrifying I mean I just took out my cock.
Looks like the south end of a team of northbound draft horses. Mongor is the manure.
Mongor make mistake. Mongor think hideous shirt appeal to steatopygian chicks.
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.Mongor have dictionary, but Mongor still not getting laid.
Steatopygian I says.
Speaking of draft horses, anybody get a gander at the homecoming queen at Ole Miss. Trick or treat?
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http://cinematicmethod.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Gabourey-Sidibe.jpg
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No Racist.
I’m liking the chick with the bruise on her thigh along with her smile it screams rough & enthusiastic.
Here’s Mongor’s sister, also with too-small of a face plastered across a dung shovel of a mug:
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Sorkins
Straight outta the ‘Shop.
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Mongor sad.
Brunette has a bruise on her thigh that’s the exact same shape as the head of my cock.
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Is wasn’t me though. I would’ve mushroom stamped that bitch’s forehead and them cum up her left nostril.
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Because I’m a hopeless romantic and shit.
Mongor still dumb ass surrounded by ass.