Monday, October 22, 2012
THE ULTIMATE ICEBREAKER
Rosa is no easy pick up. She of the flawless caramel skin, the taut yet supple belly and the cleavite so glorious it must be restrained by no less than two articles of clothing – lest mortal men be struck dumb and blind by their brilliance – is not one to fall easily for a paunchy gringo in a $20 tee and a technicolor dream hat.
Luckily for Buddy, he learned to smoke through his dick and blow smoke rings out his ass while doing seven months in Yardville for tagging a Wawa. Good for you, Buddy. It pays to have skills.
This girl’s pretty scary.
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I had no idea Ms. Pac-Man could rap.
Is the unbelievable orangeness of this setting the flash reflecting off his bronzer? Or was this picture taken on the planet Keratinia?
Buddy is working hard lobbying for the all important latina vote this November. Coquettish Rosa has written in for Jennifer Lopez the last 2 elections though.
Her left arm is on backwards.
Hot Chick? Check. Humorous Narrative? Check.
Indeed a good start to Monday
Buddy has it figured out with his weenis smoking routine, seriously what chick doesn’t enjoy swallowing Kool™ menthol tinged jizz?
In a few seconds that SBD he let is going to ignite off his cigarette and engulf his crotch in a del Taco fueled fireball.
Let’s see, rock smashes scissors AND Buddy’s head. Put me down for “Rock”.
I’m not sure letting the entire female population of Earth know that you’re hung like a Marlboro is a good thing.
Enema
Badger
Encourager of
Beastiality
Entrail
Blower
Emetic
Boner
Boy I tellya, that Woodie Harrelson can still pull the hotties.
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Natural Boner Killers
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She looks good tho
Elephant
Blumpkins
Dear Douche: “Smoking Pole”…ur doing it wrong.
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Smokers.
When the night wanes, Buddy returns to a coffin shaped Etnies© box to avoid the soul melting sunshine
This fat idiot is a perfect example of almost everything that is wrong in society. I hope he dies while standing in a raging inferno.
I am wondering if the good Baron may follow in Dark Sock’s tradition of extra pear. Extra Scary pear in his case would be welcome. Ghoulish Pear perhaps.
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I am also wondering why Really Super Advanced Finance 601 is easier to understand stoned without a business calculator.
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Cavemen Savants
This is going to be the best $10 Buddy has ever spent.
Buddy,you are no longer 15 years old. And your time as a “happening guy” has passed you a long time ago.
Well put. And kudos on the glorious cleavite comment. I recommend these for consideration into the 2012 Golden Globes. And if this woman provides a larger sample of her work, she could qualify for HoH.
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No excuse me while I go suck on a handtowel.