Wednesday, October 24, 2012
UNNECESSARILY SLUTTY COSTUME OF THE DAY: SLUTTY KISS DEMON
While I applaud much about this costume – the black, the bat wings, the forbidding spikes and the overall demonic motif – I find it not so much inappropriate as just terminally ill-advised. If your boyfriend can maintain an erection while you’re invoking Gene Simmons, your relationship has just become much more complicated.
If you hadn’t mentioned the Gene Simmons eye makeup, I was gonna say I’m all over this demon chick. Does it wash off?
Does she need to be taken for walks? Or can she fly?
I’ve long pretended my gals to be Gene Simmons…as I wind up for the donkey punch!
That costume is slimming on the nose. Maybe when she takes that shit off she looks like Elvira/Cassandra Peters all red hair and boobs everywhere? That’d be nice
Well here’s hoping he has a tongue like Gene and knows how to use it.
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This one of the whitest of white trash signifiers later that night she’s gonna give Billy Ray who incidently has a tattoo of Gene Simmons with the tongue running down his forearm a makeup smudged hum-dinger in front of the velvet Elvis in the sitting area of his mom and step-dads trailer.
Kudos to Baron Von Goolo and his stellar work so far this week.
Agreed . Kudos to the good Baron. However….
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My good friend Sheila Costa asked me why there isn’t some gratuitous ass pear while the boss is away? More importantly, her ass pear…
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Hmmm?
Carole King thinks we need more folky Brill Building Jewfolk tunes while DB1 is at kibbutz or doing his fucking military training shit with the Israelis (respect).
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As Halloween and election day quickly approach (the proximity of the day we “choose” our leaders and the day of the dead), I think back to the words of Mr. Ford for guidance.
I think I was trying to say something else there, but I don’t recall what. Damn you beer! (shaking fist).
But now, with costumes some 390% sluttier than they were in 1942, there are instances where the Whore Train has jumped the Slut Tracks and civilians are in danger.
…that’s what is going through my mind on my morning ride up the elevator to work my finance job in an OB med. building. Hope yer proud Goo
Having the venerable Baron posting for this site has been Divine Comedy. Peace and love. Peace and love.
Dante’s.
Well, fuckin JEbus – it’s Crucial Head! Where the fuck ya been?
Crucial!!! Head!!!!!
I gotta dig my sorry ass outta this remote location, lol
Life’s Undeniable Truth number 326:
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“If your boyfriend can maintain an erection while you’re invoking Gene Simmons, your relationship has just become much more complicated.”
Vin, does your close & personal friend Sheila Costa have a sister?
I’m not into scoliotic chicks in orthopedic shoes. I’m just saying.
Not unnecessarily slutty, just bad. And by bad I mean I would rip it off of her in disgust before ejaculating betwixt her teats.
I can’t be the only one that thinks that DB1 should just give the blog over to Baron Von Goolo, for much better writing, and Darksock for pear.
Darth Maul here has some nice legs.
Damn BvG … good posts this week. I recommend you pick up the Halloween shift from now on.
And yes, I agree, any woman who dressed up as a sexy KISS army soldier would automatically have me thinking I’d be Gene Simmons’ sloppy seconds.
If she has a tongue like Gene Simmons she could give a pretty mean rusty trombone or tossed salad.
Sad thing is that she probably HAD the Gene-O makeup tattooed on her face… and did it for her boyfriend…
I’m more of a Peter Criss guy myself.