Tuesday, October 23, 2012
WHERE’S WALDOUCHE: LAKE PLACID EDITION
Hidden amongst these spring break lake sirens so woefully outgunned by their friend in the magenta Hustler bikini, we’ve carefully hidden a Waldouche.
Can you find him before Betty White slaps a blindfold on him and kicks him into the drink?
Hmmmm….I did manage to find King’s X bassist and vocalist Doug Pinnick; see if you can too!
Bikini with Cock Love and Hustler emblazoned on it = anal on first date. Just sayin
If Betty White had a dick this is where she would tell Waldouche to suck it!
Oh my.
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Glad I’m not there. It wouldn’t end well. And by end well I mean frolicking nekkedly in the lake with equally nekkid hotts.
Do yourself a favor, and keep this pic zoomed out so you don’t ruin the illusion that these are supple party boat coeds. Only girl next door polka-dot Polly survives the dreaded zoom barrier, the rest look like extras from Resident Evil: Bleethocalypse.
Leftmost bleeth has her rates listed like Chinese takeout menu. You can have 6 number 23’s for $8. And by ‘you can have’, I mean anyone who is not me. I am trying to cut down on my exposure to scaly, mushroom shaped growths ringed around the anus like a stonehenge of STD.
From left to right:
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1) Stripper
2) #1’s lesbian girlfriend
3) Saving for breast implants
4) 33 years old — one year away from “Sea Hag” status
5) Dad thinks the money is paying for college
6) Herpes and Hepatitis A-F
7) Lezbag in “Boys Don’t Cry” disguise
Oh yeah I didn’t mention the douche because he is not worth mentioning. Honestly I didn’t even notice him until just now.
The Grateful Undead
Blue Oyster Clit
.38 DD SPECIAL
Ableethra Franklin
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Say that^ 3 times fast
Cocck-sy Music
REO Bleethwagon
Dread Zeppelin
Douchey and the Banshies
I’d do six of them cause they’re MILFy young to old priests like me. The other two are lesbians.
Nautical Lezbleeths are Candy Warhol and Grace Bones.
More like Lake Flaccid.
Actually Rev, Dread Zeppelin was an awesome party band.
Stars on Bikini hott with the luscious thighs on the right looks playful.
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RASH
The Stinks
Mötley Poo
Fool and the Gang
The Dangles
BroLight and the seven whores…
Ankly, Lezzie, Wincy, Thirty, Floppers, Loosey, and Experimenty
I saw Dread Zeppelin in the late 90’s at Hal & Mal’s in downtown Jackson, MS. They were awesome. Up there with Rush and Metallica, if those bands ever went Full Retard.
High point of the DZ show: The 300 lb Elvis impersonator belting out “Heartbreaker Hotel”, which is of course a mash up of Zep’s “Heartbreaker” and Elvis’s “Heartbreak Hotel”.
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Except they did it reggae-style.
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Bitches.
None out of Seven Ain’t Bad.
The blond with the big cans puts the whole thing out of kilter.
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The other chicks rock, but…
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And she looks so good, I’m ashamed to say what I would overlook.
I was really fucking drunk. ?Nowhe43 near drunk as I am now, fuckr,. Dread Zeppelin was one of the most entertaining bands I have ever seen whilst I was on mushrooms. Only got in one fight and tryst that night and was wounded. and shit so that made it memorable. I also think I hat on someone that night.