Friday, November 2, 2012
Friday Haiku
It’s the Thin White Puke
Running Station to Station –
“Let’s Dance…LadyBoy!”
Dieter’s stoic
Glare is unwavered even
When she untucks it.
— Capt. James T. Douche
The new Crying Game;
Checking their undercarriages
Brings tears to your eyes
— DoucheyWallnuts
Ziggy tucks his piece
Whilst China Girl thinks about
Making Modern Love
— DoucheyWallnuts
This guy gets drunk quick.
Tampons fall out so he soaks
Diapers in vodka.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Tim tries to plug hole
in blow-up doll with finger.
Valve stem much lower.
— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
The thousand yard stare
When swishy dude realized
The party’s coed
— Vin Douchal
Her day job sucks ass:
shooting ping pong balls from her
greasy monkey hole.
His day job sucks ass;
Having ping pong balls shot in
His greasy asshole
Body language says
I’d rather be sucking dick
Than posing with her
Dieters stoic
Glare is unwavered even
When she untucks it.
It begs the question,
Which one has tasted the cream
Of some young guy more?
Few things in life are
More haunting than the sound of
Two ballsacks slapping.
Still can’t go to work
Will break record for haiku
Thank you, Hurricane
Assume the carpet
Matches the drapes on this “guy”.
“She” takes money, runs.
Perfect tranny pair
They shave each others chest hair,
Help each other “tuck”
Her beaver looks like
Undercooked beef you get in
A bowl of hot pho.
Her carpet matches
The tassels that cling and sway
Bolt-on boob hammock
Suffragette Kitty.
Girls know he blows like Mick on
A Bowie boner.
Jon must do anal
Since the gyroscope was put
In her monkey hole
Ziggy plays the dude.
Winds up sucking cock and Poo
Poo. From Tranny ass.
The new Crying Game;
Checking their undercarriages
Brings tears to your eyes
Gordon Sumner knew
This girl was a dude. “But she’s
Into Tantric sex, man.”
This isn’t the Modern
Love you were looking for. Wear
Seven domes with gook.
The new TV show;
Who can tolerate the most
Jizz in their stomachs
Armani model
Try’s the rag in the ass trick
Thai hooker gets rich!
It puts the tranny
On it’s cock or it gets the
Hose. The Bowie Hose.
Saw Bowie with Stevie
Ray Vaughn in Eighty-Three. Bought
Gay T-Shirt. Homos.
Groupie says he has
Thin lips for kissing. Thinks his
Cock moves like Jagger.
And by Jagger I
Mean those guys used to do the
Gay 69. Fuck.
Ziggy tucks his piece
Whilst China Girl thinks about
Making Modern Love
Mr. Orange don’t
Talk much. But when he does he
Talks hard sodomite.
This guy gets drunk quick.
Tampon fall out so he soaks
Diapers in vodka.
Floating fecal pebbles
In the toilet bowl of life
Must be flushed away
Orange and yellow
Genitals collide via
Docking accident!
Tim tries to plug hole
in blow-up doll with finger.
Valve stem much lower.
Look at the shit the
Storm just blew in. Illegal
Galiens in Jerz.
Ground control to Ma
Jor Tom, there’s something wrong. She
Has a dong. Homo.
The Chinese stole our
Nuclear secrets but we
Stole the basket trick!
Little boy orange
come blow Tran’s horn. You can toot
mud hole Gangam Style.
Ziggy Fartdust and
The Tranny From Bars blankly
Stare into bleak future.
The World Series of
Rimjobs kicks off with top two
Going tongue to ass!
David Coppertone
Performs in East. Watch me
Take tranny from sleeve.
Sabres dance as these
two pose for picture. Docking
harder than they thought.
She is a big hit
At clubs she can make her queefs
Sound just like dubstep
The hot new couple
On, “American Tran Stand,”
Loves to Felch and Tuck
Tim looks like he’s born
full-body rusty trombone
flush from Tran’s pooper.
The worst part about
Eating out Thai hookers is
They don’t wash their balls!
Pimp uses Hmong
To raise ten grand to buy Lance
Armstrong’s jarred left nut.
On rebound from Douche
Cyrus. Paris Tipton chink chick
Fucks the orange dudes.
Cabin Fever hits
As I stare at her fake tits;
Realize I’d fuck her
I. I wish I could
Felch. Like the dolphins, the dolphins
Can felch. But nothing.
They spend money on
Self-tanner, duct tape and Nair
But not self-respect
Nothing can stop us.
We will be zeroes. Just for
One day. Gay zeroes.
Sewer man cleans up
For party after getting stained
By Snooki’s loose pipes.
Farting blobs of lube
Into your undies is no
Way to go through life.
Glad Douchey Wallnuts
Is with us. I think record
Is 21. I quit.
He would not be so
Orange if she had not took
All that damn alli!
Waft of Cigarette Smoke
Creepy Stares
Stench of Menthol and Poo
He’s wearing his best
Jacket and by that I mean
For Cleveland steamers
Mariah Carey wannabe
sports iron bra
but loves to love the Orange
Back from Manilla
Fey Romney completes mission
Fake marriage up next
You think Sandy’s rough
Look what a monsoon washed up
On shores of Pasay
Feltchman sold his shirt
To buy Victoria’s bra
And herp medicine
The thousand yard stare
When swishy dude realized
The party’s coed
Viral infection
From Phillipino jungle
Makes wearing shirt hurt
My jury is in.
“Suffragette Kitty” wins the
Morning Rev Chad pool.
pre-op trannie boy
twink on the prowl, girl as beard
he yearns for man meat
The tranny and a faggot.
What no chest hair bro? LOL