Friday Haiku
Douchebag’s a Loser;
Hanging like a chicken neck
From a Turkey Wing.
O How I’d love to
Pardon her Turkeys; Fly free
Bra-Birdies…GOBBLE.
Ode for my side-part;
this douche has besmirched thy name,
embrace the clippers.
— Colossus of Choads
gobble gobble gak!
another heinous anus
douchebag and bleeth chick
— Troy Tempest
Did she earn those tags?
Yes sir! Works for Army as
Chlamydia sponge
— Charles Nelson Douchely
the ham & turkey
she has stowed away in blouse
have been well basted
— creature
Watch, glasses, D-cups
Everything is Super-Sized
except Juan’s dinky
— Morbo
She has been smiling
Since the gyroscope was put
In her monkey hole.
— Capt. James T. Douche
Her pendulous teats
Cannot distract us from the
Disgusting douchebag
— DoucheyWallnuts
ode for my side-part;
this douche has besmirched thy name,
embrace the clippers.
gobble gobble gak!
another heinous anus
douchebag and bleeth chick
Did she earn those tags?
Yes sir! Works for army as
Chlamydia sponge
Instagram filter
Can’t hide horror of douchebag,
Wonder of her Mamms
Thanksgiving feasting
Brings excessively stuffed breasts
Douche likes darker meat
D-Cup’n’clear cups, phoney dogtags’n’10lb watch
these are your favourite things
when you’re a douche
when you’re a bleeth
bug shade inkstain fool
can’t hide eyebrow connection
she has big titties!
the ham & turkey
she has stowed away in blouse
have been well basted
Motorboat as oven
Ten minutes per pound works best
These’ll take hour each
Mariah Carey’s
Hankering for the white meat
Takes her to Vegas
She has been smiling
Since the gyroscope was put
In her monkey hole.
Watch, glasses, D-cups
Everything’s supersized
except Juan’s dinky
Look at her tits
And realize there is a lot
To be thankful for
The aura around
Them is a cloud. A big cloud
Of fucking choad pile
Arms, pants camouflaged
Sadly, we can still see him
stalking boobie prey
Her tits are so big
She takes two on with Russian
Boob manouvers. Son
When her son was just
Starting to nurse her son sucked
On tit with boner.
If you all think her
Boobs are big better check
Out gaping whore box.
As the night progressed,
Juan seduced her masterfully,
When down, sucked her cocck.
strap jeans around cleave
Rhonda’s holloween costume
could be plummers crack
Her pendulous teats
Cannot distract us from the
Disgusting douchebag