Friday, November 30, 2012
Friday Haiku
Gabe’s O.C.D. rages;
Must…Pop…Balloons…*CAN’T RESIST*
Silicone drowns Gabe.
Sweet face and cute tits
Contrast arm and thigh tattoos
And fat f*ck douchebag
— DoucheyWallnuts
Another douchebag
In way over his pay grade
Jergens at home
Mystery hand in
The background making the L
Gesture says it all!
— Capt. James T. Douche
This twinkie’s filling
supports a shelf that has an put
infinite shelf life.
— Charles Douchewin
Gabe’s forced grin reveals
No love for the funbags. Crows
“ANY-COCK’L-DOO!!!”
— Mr. Scrotato Head
He’s been a sad clown
Since the gyroscope was put
In her monkey hole.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Sweet face and cute tits
Contrast arm and thigh tattoos
And fat fuck douchebag
Another douchebag
In way over his pay grade
Jergens at home
Mystery hand in
The background making the L
Gesture says it all!
Nice touch Gabriel
Now tell me, does the carpet
Match the drapes below?
Pink stain in her hair
From head she got from fatso
Now has Skank’s Remorse
Fatso McMohawk
Has awful halitosis
Bleeth tries to avoid
Gabe’s got Rooster Comb
Plus Faux Tux and ear piercing.
I just got nauseous.
On Bleeth Jeopardy
Fat douche says, “I’ll take fake tits
For 50, Alex
Jay Leno’s daughter
Plans to take one on the chin
Ron likes the bolt-ons.
All he is getting
From her is a motorboat
Session and drink bill
Chick’s got whole sleeve tat?
I thought that move was reserved
for the male douchebags!
Gabe bumps into his
Old special ed teacher from
Vocational school.
Club scene detritus
Hits a new low with these two
My renoB is dead
AntiGravity
Mams are undeniably
unbleethliveable.
This twinkie’s filling
supports a shelf that has an
infinite shelf life.
smiles as fake as boobs
da club can’t fill god-shaped void
no one’s having fun
A girl can get by
pretty well with breasts like that.
She should aim higher.
Unemployed sweathawk
Had biology major
Identifies boobs
His mohawk shouts out
“People always ignore me!”
Won’t change that fact, though.
Gabe’s forced grin reveals
No love for the funbags. Crows
“ANY-COCK’L-DOO!!!”
“Worst threesome ever”
Thinks Pierre Grandhomme. As he
heads for the exit.
Shorts reveal Tiger
Tatt on thigh. How ’bout showing
Pussy in between?
Gabe’s a funny guy
Watches Stooges during sex
Well, ten seconds worth.
Pancake-boobed bleeth
smiles at Snuffaluffagus’
anal brush. Wipe please!
A tuxedo shirt?
Really? That schtick died before
either of them born.
Is front page haiku
result of too much drinking?
Check syllable counts.
He’s been a sad clown
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
DB1 pitches
new reality show “You
want shake with that bro?”
Yellow is the color
That bad tat needles bring out.
Jaundice is thy name.
Weren’t both of them in
this Sir Mix-A-Lot vid?
He had lesser role.
Meth Head meets Meat Head
Is just like Twilight without
The hot Vampires
Blind bag Joe Smiley
Totally misses her sitting
Tiger by the palm
Aiy! Baloon pillows
Un Nyaa Ahh Ahh, Moe, Larry!
Fellers, get the cheese
Tux t-shirt, Gabe please
That scene dated and cliche
Boobs always in style
Gabe wore this T ’cause
19-0h Patriots shirt
In dryer at mom’s
Spin-off for Fox show
“Raising Dope” starring this mess
Keeps hot cashier shtick
Faux-xido Guido
Proper attire lacking
Please leave premises
Terrible Tat Tess
Ink done for every ‘bag killed
still room on her chest
palmtree on one thigh
sandy beach on the other
pineapple between
coconut Sally
recognizes the danger
humour the ourang
Tuxedo Tee,
Pointing out the bewbs,
Orange Mohawk,
Should have been ‘Last of the Mohawks’
Curse you James Fenimore Cooper
lesson one for douche
grit teeth, point at her boobies
will get you nowhere
mohawk fat ass chimp
identifies new canvas
for his needle dick
Gage is ten years old
With a fake boob sized thyroid
Cancer is a bitch
Gabe is so happy!
He picked a boog and WILL share.
Primates at their best!
Where’s the gyroscope?
It must have disappeared in
her big monkeyhole.
monkeyhole enhanced
by a surgical process
gyroscope destroyed
After lunch these two
Look even worse than they did
Now that I’ve eaten
These two are on the
Douche/Bleeth cliff; should be pushed off
Crisis averted
Gyroscope was crushed
When this fat docuhebags sat in
Her big Monkeyhole
pretty sure he’s just her mate…pretty vague what constitutes a douchebag on here, he looks like a decent enough guy…
What’s with stupid smile u cock head