Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

1:52 pm November, 14 The Dude said...

Thank you MAMMS may I have another?

1:59 pm November, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Depends. Am I holding a loaded crossbow or my throbbing cocck?

2:05 pm November, 14 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

She looks like a poorly upholstered leather sofa. I’d rather bang the milfy one in the psychedelic kimono… and that’ is saying something.

2:11 pm November, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Looks like both of them have their targets ready. A-Rod Jr. behind them looks a little too eager to be on the clean-up team.

3:17 pm November, 14 Captain Obvious said...

That woman on the left has unusually large breasts.

3:19 pm November, 14 DarkSock said...

Lance demonstrates the technique that made him worth 3 cartons of Marlboro Reds in the Oakland Prison System.

3:23 pm November, 14 Elastic Snap Hole of the Love Bear said...

“You see, fellas, it’s important to stimulate the prostate like so whilst you gargle the balls…”

4:04 pm November, 14 Vin Douchal said...

@ Doucheywallnuts

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Foregone conclusion would suggest that you guys took some turns with Blaze Starr.

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My question is was it before JFK or a syphilitic, balls scorching ride that required a doctor’s care post-JFK Balze Starr ?

4:18 pm November, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Sheila’s Mamms look fun

4:35 pm November, 14 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Them’s some chest flaps alright. You don’t motorboat those. You oil tanker ’em.

4:37 pm November, 14 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I think I see some Somali pirate trying to board those big chesterfields.

5:16 pm November, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

If one had enough blow to cover those round mounds you could ski them like the moguls on Bear Mountain at Killington.

6:37 pm November, 14 Douchasaurus Rex said...

HOLY TITS BATMAN!!!!

7:08 pm November, 14 Douchble Helix said...

Where do you suppose she was going in that get up?

7:25 pm November, 14 Adolf Skroatler said...

She has huge, but unusually flat tatters. I can’t help but stare and hope a supporting strand snaps.

ASvB

ps Back for a limited engagement. Glad to see the old crew, and some new sickos.

7:33 pm November, 14 Troy Tempest said...

When she turns 70, they’ll be dangling around her shriveled dead ovaries. They’ll be long and stringy wrinkled veiny dugs, so to keep them safe and out of the way, she’ll just knot them, like the arms of the light blue argyle sweater she’ll have around her neck.

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And of course, most of you fucks will be much older and be right there at the retirement village “sayin’ show me your your mamms, ma’am.” And she’ll pull up her shirt and you’ll see her knotted up boobies and laugh like a bunch of little girls who just found a dead squirrel.

8:01 pm November, 14 Little Willie said...

Fucker with his tongue hanging out has been tossing male salad all day. The chick with the tits are ok sort of. After half a bottle of Night Train I’d tit fuck her and splooge all over that silly face.

8:02 pm November, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

These new retina screen fucks really make stoned porn freaky when you’re stoned. But only if you look for porn and such when you’re stoned. Freaky like a threesome with Jennifer Lawrence and Vicky Lawrence. Son. And those tittays look just horride.

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9:22 pm November, 14 Troy Tempest said...

so’s I just like noticed the star rating system. I think it’s wonderful, but there’s a big problem. Given the nature ofthe siute, if something gets 5 stars, does that mean we’re enamoured of some bleeth’s rack, or are we 5 star disgusterpated by some sneering douchenozzle?

9:49 pm November, 14 Guid is Good said...

Apart from her choice in clothes, companions and well … …practically everything psychedelic kimono MILF is rather tasty.

12:53 am November, 15 Stephanie said...

We all lose. Because there’s more douche bags,and never enough brown acid to go around.

12:58 am November, 15 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

It’s those mammas, yes ma’am!

6:30 am November, 15 I R A Darth Aggie said...

The MAMMs for the win. And by win, I mean the tent in my shorts.

9:05 am November, 15 Los Douches said...

Sheila’s barely bangable now (I rate her six beers) and in five years those unfettered babyfeeders are going to be hanging down to her kneecaps, while her skin will resemble a old, hard-ridden saddle left for a decade in the desert sunshine from all that time on the tanning bed.

Pretty sure Ricky’s Skittle-bedecked companion is a man.

9:13 am November, 15 Baron Von Goolo said...

For those in the audience under the age of 30, those are what real, giant boobs look like. Gaze upon them and despair.

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Five bucks says she’s built like a Hershey’s Kiss™, though.

9:30 am November, 15 Tits McGee said...

@Troy – lets not kid ourselves…

Sheila wont make it to 70. SHe will likely succumb to a heat attack by the age of 42 due to her unrepentant intake of garlic parmesan wings, or to an F-150 to the head after her meth-addled common law cousin-husband gets tired of her lippy nature.

11:54 am November, 15 Doucharellious said...

Geigh.

3:43 pm November, 15 JG said...

I woud conjecture that most of you would come in your pants if you ever got your paws near breasts like that, so it’s all too easy to heap shit on her from the other side of a computer screen, eh?

Sure, she looks kinda trashy, but more than most of you needle dicks can handle.

3:45 pm November, 15 JG said...

And as for Tits McGee and an” F-150 to the head”.

Dude, have you ever been in a road accident.

Try it.