Wednesday, November 21, 2012
The Most Whitening Man in the World
He doesn’t always something something. But he is a douchebag.
Yeah, got nuthin’.
Things just haven’t been the same since my raccoon got hepatitis.
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- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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if by raccoon you mean junk & by hepatitis you mean vd, then my deepest sympathies…that & penicillin
They both have dark roots: hers in her hair, his because he’s poo.
Yeah, I was thinking that his tan is a bigger offense against humanity than the Jewish holocaust.
She has the crazy eyes that say
“I want you in every possible way. You must be mine for ever. But I can’t orgasm, I refuse to take it up the keeeester, and swallowing spooge is gross. In fact, spooge is gross, period. My apartment looks like a hotel room, and smells as antiseptic. I don’t listen to music, and always vote Republican. I am jealous and demanding and expect you to pay for everything. But I want you. I want you to LOVE ME!!! LOVE MEEEEEE!!!!”
I hope I’m never as cool as this tool.
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On a related note, El Prez at Barstool Sports weighs into the fray with a Marry-Fuck-Kill Hostess Products
What woud BCS do? Dept:
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Look at this after 8 beers on Thanksgiving.
her nose is bigger than her titays…but probably not her hooded canoe
“We come from planet Frost, where everything is frosted. We worship Tony the Tiger, frosting is the staple of our diet and our hair grooming, Coors Light is our favorite beer and we love the commercials with Tiny Lester and the other Black Chap Ice Cube or Ice T, and we engage in hard anal with all species. Takes us to your leader so we may frost him and engage in the hard anal.”
How nice of him to ourfit his boyfriend in such a pretty dress.
*outfit
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fuck.
They both came in on the short bus. Him: Everyday is Halloween and I need medical attention.
Her: Completely koo koo for Cocoa Puffs,with a dash of
the crazy eye,and if you get closer,you will regret it. It bites.
I shouldn’t be able to smell that chemical smell from the frosting in his hair, but I do. And it is more nauseating than imaginable. I would be amazed how she keeps down her lunch, but she hasn’t kept down a lunch since 1993. Bat-tat-tum-BAH!
Neither appear capable of evincing a genuine emotion or expression.
Chick is obviously crazy. Jack Frost better keep an eye out for missing icepicks around this babe. What’s up with Jack’s fucked up plastic sunglasses with writing on them and wearing them indoors like a jerkoff? Besides assholes who wears this shit? He’s not to swift in the head either and takes it up the ass when crazy Sally isn’t around.
I side with Creature.
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I cannot say why, but I’m sure that her outer labia are the size of an Armenian’s wallet, and blackish-purple, like a freshly beaten Rihanna’s tear-glazed eyes.
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BCS’s…