Tuesday, November 20, 2012
Woke Up, Fell Out Of Bed…
Dragged a comb across my… GAH!
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Guys with tits and child bearing hips need to be exterminated.
One word Tuesday…
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FelchMasters
He’s still less nightmare-inducing than than classic creeper “I Say, old chap!”
The fat chick in the jorts is so much more appealing and so much less appalling.
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Some nice-looking thongs background right also. I may have to rub one out for them.
After disposing of the remains of his victims, the Green Peen enjoyed semi-chub walks in his dress pants.
Is that the President of the United States?
1978 George Takai still needed roles in homophobic mainstream TV. Needless to say, his mind was on cocck and not the fluffy fuffernickel next to him , what with her jiggly jibblies and slurpable inner thighness, he could pretend he was interested in her.
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Or maybe it’s just ’cause I love blondes
Quartasian dudes just don’t seem to be made of the same stuff as quartasian hotts. God must really hate asian dudes, I tell ya.
Some fine pear at 2 o’clock. Photag phail for not zooming in.
Futuristic velcro moon-boots, aviator shades, utility belt and lime-green speedo mean that this is none other than little-known Marvell comic book hero, “The Green Ass Spelunker.” Faster than a speeding butt-plug and able to leap the largest rectal polyps in a single bound, his utility belt of magic lube enables him to enter the tiniest of orifices. Soon to be a major motion picture starring Ryan Reynolds.
this reaches a new level of wrong.
“Dragged a comb across my…”, the only comb this guy uses is for the crabs he more then likely has already contracted.
Dude McCrude (9:40 a.m.) – thank you for the diversion! It was much needed.
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Boss, seriously bro, this needed to be a “Where’s Waldouche?” post, as then I’d have missed the Slime Green Speedos.
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My stomach is turning, and neither the hottie in blue bikini nor the too-small-to-fully-enjoy ass pear are helping.
Dieter’s luggage was lost by the airport. He had no choice, but to share Svetlana’s clothes for the rest of their vacation. He’s wearing his belt and work boots to the pool, to let everyone know he is still all that is man.
You know, those early morning shockers aren’t good for ANYBODY.
DB1 – that’s one of your best descriptions, ever. Short, to the point and perfect.
Lloyd, who has successfully avoided gyms like the plague, could not decide whether he was going mountain climbing this morning, or to the tanning salon. So he took no chances. Still does not explain the prominent moobs…
“…GAH!” ftw
Cameras were not invented for this.
This look is big in Kyrgyzstan this summer.
Skinny douche with Moobs that lack that special nipply pink-brown color, and dressed in neon-lime-green Speedo, in hiking boots?????
Vomitus urp-green projectus.
It is NEVER a good idea to use one’s ostomy belt for a celphone holder.
It’s an especially bad idea to let anyone else see you doing it.
That is all.
“These boots were made for stalkin’…”
He completely covers up his feet, but shows everyone his junk. I wonder what’s wrong with his feet?
What’d you expect–superheroes get old and retire like anyone else, even Plastic Man.