Wednesday, December 12, 2012
Douchiest Facial Fung: The Craptastropher
Yeesh.
Craptastrophy is right.
From back in June, the douchiest facial fung winner had lots of competition, no seriously, lots.
But none must pass ‘cept the Craptastroper.
A well earned 2012 Douchie Award. Now lets never look at this taintmellon again.
Being that today is Frank Sinatra’s birthday let’s all wish the Craptastropher a nice punch in the friggin’ mug.
I just finished a late lunch, logged in and had to witness this? ouch, very ouch.
He’s wearing Yogi Bear’s outfit and she’s lamenting that he’s hung like BooBoo
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Seriously , though, what’s this look ? Neo-Hipster/S&M/Biker/TattPierce/Odd Socks/Androgony ?
After seeing this, I’m reminded of how glad I am that the Mayan doomsday alarm clock is about to sound.
Did anyone see most recent Simpsons episode? They skewered the hipsters. Especially the Portlandia twatters
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Hipster sticking up for Flanders: “: “I like him. He talks in rhyme, and he owns a whimsical store in a failing mall. He’s like the dad in a Wes Anderson movie.”
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Homer: “Shut up with your names!”
Rum Tum Tugjob?
On the set of “2012: A Clockwork Yellow Orgy Odyssey”
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directed by Slamley BrickBalls
There is only one cure for the Craptostropher and it ain’t music. Enjoy my friends, DW will get a… kick out of this.
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http://www.ctvnews.ca/health/are-fecal-transplants-the-answer-to-c-difficile-1.1075786
She’s kinda hott in a milfy, 1950’s bathing suit, washed out complexion kinda… oh, phuck it.
Wow, that took some work. And by work I mean wtf?
Just a point of clarification here: do flaming gays (respect) get an automatic notta’?
I wish I could unsee that.
2aggressively