Tuesday, December 4, 2012
Riff Raff Continues to Cash In
The Artist still known as Riff Raff continues to attempt douchebaggery as performance art.
Do not be fooled.
Self-reflexive and ironic douchebaggery is just douchebaggery under another paradigm.
I’m pretty sure the look on the old guys face at about 2:02 says it all about Riff Raff. That old guy is my newest hero.
Did he just say… “shining like a chia-pet”?????
Let’s do the time warp again!
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I bet not even DB1, who has much more justification, has a friggin’ MTV tattoo on his neck . . .
Not a chance in hell do I click to watch one millisecond of this tripe
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Same thing with NBA hi-lites on ESPN, I’d rather watch a Suzie Ormand info-mercial on the next channel over telling me what a shitty investor I am
I’d rather watch an old guy struggle to get out of his electric wheel chair while flashing half his ass crack and shit/blood worn boxers
I’d rather watch Donnie Brasco saw off dead guy’s legs while eating a calzone that looks exactly like the leg
I’d rather watch two starving vampyres fight over a used tampon.
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Actually I WOULD like to watch that.
I’d rather be jammed into my own trunk by kidnappers and pass out three times
I’d rather watch 9 dogs humping 3 pigs.
I’d rather smell the inside of a wooden leg
Douchebaggery, like anal sex, is far more graphic when filmed in slow motion.
Douchebaggery, like anal sex, spreads e coli into the water supply
I’d rather watch Darksock’s Hickleberry pee in a horse once
uh, that would be Huckleberry
@ Darksock
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Sex Advice From Gingers? Really?
I noticed “Dirt Nasty” in the video. He has been laying low for a while, since being in some KeiSha videos.
His video for “1980” was pretty good though. Realtalk
Gong Show rejects.
Some guys break into their little sister’s hair rollers,hair dryer,and make up,hair gel,shaving kit,and get ready for a night with other guys. Overly preen themselves. That’s the break down here. Smell anything strange?
shining like a chia pet? WTF?
He asks “Should I take another pill”? I say, yes he should. And the chemical it should be made out of is HCN.
Oh I don’t think there’s anything ironic about Riff-Raff. I think he’s dead serious.
You know what this is all like? You know how little kids repeat what grown-ups say with no idea wha they’re actually talking about, it’s just mimicry? Yeah, it’s kind of like that.
Wiggers suck
Christian Latner? He hasn’t played ball in years, and he sucked!
ITs all about the product placement cause when the music sucks you still gotta get paid