Thursday, December 20, 2012
The 'Bagling: Eurotimmy
The competition was fierce, but Eurotimmy was a heavy favorite to win the category. It’s like when you bet on the Superbowl and Tom Brady’s facing Peyton Manning. Some events are preordained.
But there was much competition, including Douchewanks Saying What, Melvin Finkelstein, and The Gloumpa, Timmy Bowtie, none were more ‘baglingesque (Bieberesque?), than January’s Eurotimmy macking on Eastern European Leyona.
A hearty Douchie Award to this barely pubsecent nascent European pudwack.
And may we bomb Dusseldorf as we once did Dresden. And by bomb, I mean ban all dubstep for a 48 hour detoxifying period.
They are dressed for different climates. She is confused. He is scared.
Sniff. That’s my second submission of the year to end up with a Douchie, joining Mongor in that regards. I’m feeling all verklempt.
Ukrainian eye of statutory everything.
One day, Timmae will look back on his days with Leyona and wonder where that purple sweater went.
Yuuuuuup
Hey isn’t that the star of “Nobbit” Yamo Baglins? If I’m not mistaken “Nobbit” is a tale on intrigue & adventure, criss crossing Eastern Bloc Europe in a quest to obtain the mighty Cocck Ring of Truff. His journeys take him through the back alleys & back doors of naughty Berlin. He finds himself engaging in sweaty feats of strength, such as “dwarf tossing”, with swarthy circus like folk, possibly gypsies, on the night train to Albania. His destination? Homoslavia where once the Cocck Ring of Truff is secured he’ll settle down and devote himself to clothes shopping and or becoming a party hopping socialite hitting all the club’s, art gallery openings and fabulous party’s.
She’s giving me the Homoslavian Eye of Very Young Ellen Barkin. And by very young Ellen Barkin I mean that nice “I’ve been a slut since I was thirteen and know you want to fuck my ass if you have enough nerve to try and get me nekked look.” I left at least 40 chicks behind. Fuck you Catholic guilt! Salty fucken tears for an epic yet non-maximized youth.
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Guccioni’s
Oh sweet dyed blonde bleethe of the vigorous BJ’s…She’s giving us the eye of “Fuck My Life…Shoot me NOW”.
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Don’t know who the lesbian is she’s with though.
Charles Nelson Douchely deserves an award for multiple submissions, by which I mean I am forwarding my warrants to you. Talk about multiple submissions.
He was just suckling a titty just yesterday.