Saturday, January 5, 2013
Comment of the Week: Aristotle
“Anybody can become angry – that is easy. But to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way – that is not within everybody’s power and is not easy. Especially when the Sharkbag is macking on Tiny Mayan-Eye-of-Coitus Giggle Booble Fondles.”
– Aristotle
When did Abby and Brittany Bleeth-out and loose their minds on bath salts?
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http://tlc.howstuffworks.com/tv/abby-and-brittany/abby-brittany-pictures4.htm
Is that a business card for Dorsal Fins-R-Us?
Sharbag is back! I’m gonna gonna need a bigger bucket. To puke in. Looks like coming in second in the Douchies hasn’t slowed him down at all.
I’m not sure where jeans gril’s belly ends and vest girl’s belly begins, but I know for absolutely sure where the most hideous mohawk creature needs a mallet. Soon!
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Medieval scholars, adhering to Aristotelian precedent, also recognized entities as existing in the great chain of being.
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To whit: God, angels, demons (fallen/renegade angels), stars, moon, kings, princes, nobles, men, wild animals, domesticated animals, douchebags, trees, other plants, precious stones, precious metals, and other minerals.
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Also, his card looks like a wallet-sized diploma from DeVry institute.
aaaahHaaaaah! DeVry is short for de-evolution.
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Sir Douchewin, your post is devastatingly true
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But if you attribute human creations to us humans, you look up the tree of – uhm, that stuff you said, backwards.
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I mean the religious part, not the pre-douche stuff on your list.
From Right to Left:
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“I’ve got a card. I keep it so I can remember my name and where I live.”
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“My pussy awaits an explosion of your baby batter. Fuck Me Now.”
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“BWAAAaaaAAAa – fuck I’m drunk!!!!!”
I believe this is a rare Female Waldouche sighting, of the Semitic persuasion, which makes it even more rare, or rarer.
I never thought I’d have to look upon the visage of the Shartbag ever again, but I was wrong. Oh so wrong.
I believe it was Plato who said, “If you comb your hair with a FloBee & smear Nair on the sides of your scalp like Armorall on whitewalls, your ‘Doo” may allow you to manicure an elephants ass crack”….or maybe it was Vanilla Ice, I get confused
DW – it’s rarerer. Rarererer is the genius envolating from creature, who may or may not be under contract with the good people at Nair™. I just don’t know
Wheezer is wrong, but he’s always wrong, so we have that.
Weight, Wheeze is correct! That is Shartbag. Good grief!
“Ladies, just present this card at the hospital and its free AIDS tests for you and your friends. Tell ’em Sharkbag sent ya and they’ll grab the rape kit.”
Isn’t that girl on the left the only fan of the Flight of the Conchords?
I hate it when Gene Simmons photo-bombs people.