Friday, January 25, 2013
Friday Bonus Haiku (ultra-rare missing one-half of site's mission statement edition)
Check out this dame’s stems…
Her legs go up to her neck;
Wrap around you twice…
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Who needs bazongas,
when you have gams just like those?
My pecker approves.
Yeah, I would pound that!
But I’d be good for 3 secs.
And then so sleepy.
Her glistening pins
Make me think of mortal sins
And give me the spins
With legs up to there,
And not one visible hair,
I’d pay any fare!
Is she mulatto?
Or a blonde Asian mash-up?
Either way, I’m hard
Is she for real or
Photoshop renoB maker?
Who cares? I’m turgid
Just for one second
I wish this leggy girl would
move her friggin’ hand.
A mulatto, an
Albino? A mosquito?
A nice big renoB
Keeping proportions
Her snatch could house a Caddy
Coup de Ville, I says
He legs. Very long.
Go alllll the way
from
her
ass
to
the
ground
sorry *her not he. Its hard to type with one hand on my manly scepter and the other on the keyboard and drunk.
Luscious long poon tongs.
Black Hole Gwen Stefani reminds
Me of physics class.
Luscious long poon tongs.
Black Hole Gwen Stefani reminds
Me to wear condoms.
Luscious long poon tongs.
Black Hole Gwen Stefani reminds
Me of my limp reed.
She buys tailored pants
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
To do it Doggie
Black Hole Gwen Stefani needs to
Have nine- foot ceilings.
Last time I saw a
Female with legs that long I
Was feeding giraffes.
In college, Black Hole
Gwen Stefani was known to run
Mantie Te’O down.
When she was in high
School, Black Hole Gwen Stefani
Most Likely To Trip.
She enjoys standing
Cunnilingus from her Great
Dane. Come here rover!
I’d do her doggie
Style from step ladder.
Jesus-sized ladder.
It puts the femurs
In the basket or it gets
The hose. The long hose.
Black Hole Gwen is so
Tall that midgets fuck her on
A pogo stick. Son.
Black Hole Gwen’s the kind
Of chick that gets the balls off
Of the school roof.
Austrian, Wallnuts. That’s like German-lite with less Panzer blitzes and schiesse porn.
.
She has big feet and I don’t like it.
That girl is so tall
She has to wipe her schwantz on
Your second-floor drapes
My Super Power gone
Tall Blondes are my Kryptonite
Please Kneel Before Zod
Met Inside the Palms
Sacrificed my dignity
How Much for the Hour?
Her vagina is
So long that even Norman
Fell can’t reach cervix.
Tall and Vapid Stick
Sleep all day and dance all night
Coke…Hell Of A Drug
When not modelling,
She escorts part time. Charges
By the length of bone.
Genetic trait gave
Black Hole Gwen long legs. Knees are
Vestigial feet.
Waste Our Time Dreaming
How to get with gangly blond
Owned by Saudi Prince
Her legs are so long
Her meat curtains are more like
Small meat hankerchieves
Her velvety ass crack
Would be the perfect place for
My purple renoB
Her legs are so long
When she takes the hose she needs
It from fire truck
She puts the bone in
bonus. I am not kidding
Leg fetish is back
Her legs are so long
She has to climb a ladder
To shave her pee-pee
^ what?
I dub this Goddess
Leg Pear LaPlante. So let the
Masturbating start.
Her legs are so long
Her poop is dessicated
Before the splash-down
Her legs are so long
Sir Edmund Hillary’s
Her sole anal hound
Her legs are so long
She has to lay down to
Ride a bicycle. Son.
Her legs are so long
It takes three guys for her to
Perform 69.
Her legs are so long
Her toddler piss has yet
To hit her diaper
Her legs are so long
Only Felix Baumgartner
Can provide her head
Her legs are so long
When she sleeps in Florida
She farts in Rev’s face
where you bitches at?
Predator Douchebag
Attends gallery debut
Makes trophy of Hott
Her legs are so long
She can dunk a basketball
With her piss flaps. Son.
Her legs are so long
Her queefs are a danger to
The Ozone Layer
Her legs are so long
Google Street View Cars map her
Erogenous Zone
Her legs are so long
She has a snow-capped Mons and
Sub-tropical feet