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Friday Socks and Links

As Lurch McRoofie waits for it to kick in, so shall we kick in our Friday Thoughts and Links.

I must admit I was not quite prepared to take the helm as DB1 succumbed to corn syrup coma; that’s why this week’s been a little shaky. One can only imagine DB1, burnt out and zombielike, stuffing Twinkie after Twinkie into his mouth, like a hellish Pez dispenser in reverse… What was he thinking? What could have possibly triggered his actions?

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffin’ glue.

Having the site land in my lap really wrecked my plans; I was going to have my lovely girlfriend over, serenade her with my six-string, and then enjoy some quality time with her. Maybe catch a musical. Or a horror flick. Or both.

No matter; I’ll handle it because I am a professional. And when he returns I’ll hand the staff of power back to him. Because there can be only one.

Well, those are my links. It seems like I’m forgetting something though…

Oh, yeah…Pictures of Pear!

Firm Stool Pear

Schwantz/Drapes Pear

And, of course, A Street Pear Named Desire.

Hmmmm…still so many surplus pears. I may have to disburse them tonight for a very special HCwDB After Dark.