Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Gynochin Points At His Future of Fraudulence and Lies
Gynochin may be a slot hustler from the dog days of Wall Street con, a pretend faux-pimp dressed in the cloth of the hustler businessman.
Cindy may be with Gynochin because her uncomprehending parents from Westchester judge a boyfriend more by the car he drives (White BMW 535) than by any other metric.
And so Cindy is confused.
And so we judge her only mildly for her trespass.
OR
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“Gynochin Points At His Future of Flatulence and Guys”
We’ve seen this before
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While Fit Largeman stares implacably.
OR
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“Gynochin Points At His Future of chemical dependency and shame”
Peaches lil bro?
OR
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“Gynochin Points At His Future of Herpes and Loneliness”
OR
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“Gynochin Points At His Future of Bankruptcy and Bus Passes”
Fit Largeman would knock Gynochin out with one punch, Fact!!
His fingernails are nasty.
This tooth whitening tool deserves to be a Douchebag of the Year.
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Oh, wait, never mind.
Fact: Cindy needs a hairstyle and a gym membership. She looks like confused manatee.
amirite??
http://bioexpedition.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Manatee_Sea_Cow_Crystal_River_Florida.jpg
Max Headroom Jr. points out the fact that he’ll always be able to score more beluga whale poon than you. Take that muthafucckahs!
Can we make this picture come up when somebody does a Google Image Search for “smarmy?”
Thanks.
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Gynochin Points At His Future of Minimum Wage Paychecks and Tax Evasion
OR
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Gynochin Points At His Future of Seasonal Jobs and Bus Shelter Living
Fit Largeman wants you to know that the regular, full cal, beer is his. Both of them. Lite beer is for chicks and guys who wish they were chicks.
Gynochin points at his future of sofabeds and unanswered Family Services messages.
Fit Largeman looks to his future of a blooody shovel and that warm feeling of satisfaction spreading within.
Fit Largeman looks at his future of Cindy smiling in the passenger seat and muffled screams coming from the trunk.
90% of Fit Largeman’s vocabulary comes from subtle nuances to the phrases, “getsome” and “getterdone”.
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Flip-flop man: “Fit, which beer is yours?”
Fit: “Getsome!”
Flip-flop man: “No, no, I’m not trying to take your beer. Please don’t kill me.”
Fit: “Getsome…”
Flip-flop man: “Yeah, I know, right? Cheers!”
Fit: “Getterdone.”
Fit Largeman waits for his chance to tip the Porta Potty over when Gynochin goes in to zip his wee Elder Child Cock out
Fit Largeman looks to his future of a being $60K richer after finding matches for the two kidneys he’ll be removing later.
^ with his bare hands.
Gynochin is overdressed and looks paunchy…Could it be he’s the help at this backyard barbecue?
^ and by help, I mean Party Clown.
Gynochin,used car salesman.
HAHAHAHA WHAT A DOUCHE.
Gynochin Points At His Future of farm work and calluses.
Gynochin Points At His Future of desperate alcoholism and child support payments.
Gynochin Points At His Future of mindless entertainment and empty pointless relationships.
Gynochin Points At His Future of having to do more with less, and having less to to do more with.
I don’t think his teeth are white enough.