Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Julius McAsswipe Sails on a Boat, Wears Muscle Tee, Fondles His Step-sister
I haven’t been this disturbed about quasi-incest since this happened.
Frankie says, “Douchelax.”
The 80s called. They want people to stop saying that they called to make a point that your fashion is out of style since they didn’t actually call since a decade can’t actually operate a telephone.
Got nuthin’.
I need a coffee.
CROTCH – Lice – Lice – Baby!
I’d fondle his stepsister.
This is a 15 foot looker. From 15 feet away, great face, great hair, great body with gratuitous braless sideboob reveal. Make the mistake of getting closer than 15 feet, and it’s a hot, stickly cinnabon of a mess.
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Zoey Largewoomin wants to know who took the box of Oreos, because she left them RIGHT HERE!
At least somebody had the good sense to realize he didn’t rate an 8. Even on a scale from 1 to 100.
That’s Nanfuckit Island in the background.
For Zoey Largewoomin, I thank you, McCrude!
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Looks a bit nipply out there. Nice!
Why is he trying to fingerbang his mangina so hard? Is he hoping to chum the water with first his menses?
^ good job asshole
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“first menses” NOT menses first.
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Fuccen typing too fast
A party boat off of Nantucket
Was lousy with offshore cumbuckets
He wanted some bum
Got tossed off as chum
They split his remaining drink duckets
I’d fondle his step-sister, too. She’s practically begging for a side boob massage.
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I’m not a CMT, but I can play one in her bedroom.
I might like to fondle his step-sister as well, but she’d first have to bathe in bleach after being molested by him.
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Second, those “things” on her face must…..go. Forever. In an incinerator.
He’s holding his cloaca closed as best he can. He has been genetically manipulated to mimic an echidna (spiny anteater I says) in the pussy department, and since they lay eggie weggies, they ain’t gots no pussy, so they fuck, fart, pee, shit, and drop babies all through the same hole. And it is that hole he’s holding shut, because once he lets go, all the babies will crawl out and eat him.
so grabbin your junk is now called ‘fondles stepsister’?
…you kidz & your lingo…no ‘scuse me whilst I go ‘fondle my stepsister’!
..now…damn, I spell crappy when I gotz a horn comming on!
That Buster Poindexter sure can pull the hotts.
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While wearing his own cartoon image on his shirt.