Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

8:56 am January, 6 FredN. said...

I couldn’t make it past 1:08. God Damn you DB1. These videos are so bad. My whole day is ruined.

9:19 am January, 6 Peter said...

I endured the whole 3:36. I was fascinated. Exactly what were they supposedly doing? 1 minute in and the repetition became clear, but similar to scrolling through TV channels I was hopeful it would turn. I still have no idea why they shot this or what they were doing beyond renting out a time share for an unspecified period of time in which to shave. At least boobies saved the day.

9:35 am January, 6 FredN. said...

Double damnit. There’s an actual video posted now. My favorite part was when the two guys with their arms around eachother signaled for the bleeth to get out of the shot. Couldn’t she tell they were having a broment! Stupid bleeth.

9:52 am January, 6 Bag em, Tag em said...

I just pray that the little guy hits a growth spurt by the time we have to pay for his unemployment checks.

10:18 am January, 6 Troy Tempest said...

I got through 1min 36sec and had to make it stop. There is only so much pain I can stand.

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Bag Em is spot on – the twerp with the star tatts on his shoulders looks to be about 5 ft tall. I think that if he wears a shirt and stops putting poo in his hair, he could get a job at the post office or working construction or something. Maybe.

10:26 am January, 6 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Why did I waste 3.5 minutes of my life sitting through that drool-inducing garbage?

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Word to the wise if you decide to watch this video: do NOT go any further than 2:18. It gets very gay, very fast.

10:27 am January, 6 FredN. said...

That little guys got a crank your yank dance maneuver that might make him some quick cash under the Jersey Boardwalk. I wouldn’t worry about him too much, that petite little frame of his coupled with his natural ability at pulling and jerking he’ll have em lined up around the pier.

10:37 am January, 6 FredN. said...

2009 huh? I would love too see a Where Are They Now segment. It’s gotta suck when you peak at life in a shitty time share dancing to LMFAO and driving around in your sister’s Jetta to kill the tedium between circle jerks.

11:10 am January, 6 FredN. said...

Am I the only one who misses when the douches would come at us in the comments threads? I.E Sabio, Stackhouse, Champagne Katie et al. How does on sharpen ones skills without a worthy opponent?

11:24 am January, 6 Charles Douchewin said...

And as they descended into the sixth Bolgia of the eight circle of Hell, Dante – stricken with a disgust he had never known, pleaded with Virgil to hasten beyond the “douche videos”.

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@ Jaques Doucheteau – benevolence appreciated,

but it gets gay (respect) at, like, 0:01 and stays ghey (at least until I bailed at 0:16).

11:53 am January, 6 Bag em, Tag em said...

Way too many “manly” men overly excited to be in the presence of other half naked men.

The only somewhat less-revolting part of the video is near the end, when Mighty Mouse apparently tells his cohorts (co-warts?) “Let me show you the dance of my people”.

12:00 pm January, 6 Bag em, Tag em said...

and by “near the end”, I meant the 2:00 mark, right before I vomited.

12:27 pm January, 6 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

There are videos of men fucking each other that are less gay than this one.

12:45 pm January, 6 FredN. said...

There are men fucking eachother at this moment that are less gay than these clowns.

12:46 pm January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Somethings the mind cannot unsee. See always the mind must. Kill myself I will.

12:48 pm January, 6 Macsorley McScrote said...

The unfortunate thing is, no matter how much of this you see, you can never unsee it. This is 3:36 of rectal crust. A diseased finger to the eye. An affront on the olfactory senses. Thankfully, there were some boobs and long distance pear to keep me somewhat within the realm of decency.

1:22 pm January, 6 creature said...

‘what did you learn today, creatch?’

….patrons of lil’ ozark peg boys like ’em clean shaven

that is all

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goobers

1:34 pm January, 6 The Dude said...

42 seconds that I will never retrieve. Fuck! I hate you! Sometimes…

2:30 pm January, 6 Tits McGee said...

Oh, for fuck’s sake!!

3:27 pm January, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

What Z-listers these losers are. The Lake of the Ozarks? I guess they couldn’t get enough time off from working at Beef O’Brady’s to drive to Daytona Beach and catch the Clap from some real classy broads.

3:58 pm January, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

Wow!!!, 2009 doesn’t seem like too long ago but would it be fair to say that the Douchetagion was peaking then? Ed Hardy, LMFAO, Jersey Shore, Axe Body Spray etc; A foul storm that was everywhere no doubt. It’s like I had a flashback to a bad dream, and by bad I mean societal loss, watching that video. Speaking of flashbacks what’s up Rev?.

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“Drive to Daytona Beach and catch the Clap from some real classy broads.” Isn’t that their tourism slogan? I’m pretty sure it was back in the MTV fueled halcyon day’s of the late 80’s early 90’s.

4:03 pm January, 6 Charles Douchewin said...

We all know what we’re in for with these sunday videos; it’s like picking up light grenades:

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5:51 pm January, 6 Wheezer said...

I guess these broheims are in Miami, bitch. So the cameraman would rather catch a shot of two bros hugging each other (1:00) than a chick’s ass in a bikini? Hmmmmm…..rather gay, wouldn’t you say? (And yes, I somehow made it through the whole thing. I guess I’m a glutton for punishment.)

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And FredN is dominating this thread, with the comment @ 10:37 a.m. possibly the next Comment of the Week.™

5:48 am January, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I agree with Wheezer vis a vis the FredN nomination. Vis a vis, I says.

6:45 am January, 7 DarkSock said...

And when he obsessively shaves I bet he silently curses his too-prominent adam’s apple.

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Tuckers.

8:34 am January, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Wow, you are all some heartless cruel fucks. This was obviously a documentary about a wee-man stricken with Tourett’s AND Parkinson’s who had been granted his last wish to go to Disneyland accompanied by his bros. How could you not pick up on the random spazzing motions and unintelligible speakingt o realize what was going on? And you all just thought he was probably fucking Goofy. Serious, I expected better of you all. And the cinematography was downright breathtaking. The use of shadows and light was something only maybe Ansel Adams (had he been a cinematographer) could have pulled off. It was brilliant I tells ya! Brilliant!

1:34 pm January, 7 ehcuodouche said...

I kept the sound off and I gotta say, that was the funniest thing I ever watched. First there’s a guy doing push ups. Then there’s Gatorade. Then they’re driving somewhere. Then some bleeth gets pushed out of the shot so the guys can have a broment. Then more Gatorade. Then the push up guy does some kind of spastic dance that was so funny I nearly fell out of my chair. Then the climax of the film. Shaving.

1:38 pm January, 7 ehcuodouche said...

Oh, and I was moved by the lingering shot of the guy’s facial pubes in the sink which represented the rinsing away of the last vestiges of dignity and self-awareness.

1:46 pm January, 7 JustMC said...

I kept waiting for Furio and a buddy to come in, call them fags in Italian, and take a few grand. Instead, shaving?! WTF